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Hope You're Happy, Paris

Posted: Saturday, February 17, 2007 11:35 AM by Countdown

We all knew Britney Spears was an impressionable young lady, but if we had known she'd react this way to our "Plight of the Bald" report last night...we would have done it months ago!

People Magazine has the photos and story of Britney's surprise appearance at a San Fernando Valley hair salon, where she grabbed the electric razor and did this to herself.

Spears then visited a Sherman Oaks, CA tattoo parlor, where she got herself "inked up" a little bit for good measure.

A bystander says Britney told reporters she did it because "she didn't want people touching her anymore."

You're getting there, sweetheart.


But it's not too late. You can bet we'll be having a little intervention on Monday night's Countdown, 8 p.m. ET -- set your TiVo's right this minute.

And please, no jokes about what matches what now, clearly we've got some issues to deal with here.



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maybe she should grow up and act her age
Now we know the problem, Britney is part Klingon!
I think Britney is a product of her environment...she is what society allowed her to become..too much, too fast before she was mature enough to handle it. I agree with others that her family should jump in and help her, if it isnt too late
I feel Bad for Her! She clearly needs Help. She is crying out for attention but not in the way we are used to, for her she is in a very bad place in her life right now fighting for the custody of both children and her situation in general. (People) being rich doesnt always make people happy!It's when your life doesnt work out the way you hoped: is the clear message here...
I imagine that the terrorists that want to do us in are quite amused by how much time we spend on stupid crap like this.
classic case of someone who has been given the opportunity to be something in life and they just cant handle it. GET YOUR CRAP TOGETHER, GIRL !!!
I think that all this reporting on celebrities is getting ridiculous. Maybe she's not calling for help-maybe she just wants everyone to leave her alone-I would. Also, if she is looking for help you would think there is someone she can talk to, in her counsel, friends, and family. She isn't going to have a break down-shaving your hair is not a sign of desperation-it is actually something a lot of people do and they are not losing it! If I were a confidant, i would tell her to do it and be proud. The media are a bunch of gossiping jerks, that make money on reporting and creating gossip. If the media focused this much attention on something that really mattered to everyday life(like war and famine for example)we would be a lot better off!! That goes for you gossip seekers out there as well-you guys suck!!! Take it to them Britney!
wtf..is there any sort of intervention for psychotic people that we can put them in a home where they can be taken care of. she obviously needs some help lets give it to her.
I never really liked her hair anyway. She really does need to get some help though. She should be enjoying her life and children. I wonder if she has anyone in her life that she can turn to in her time of need? What a sad story. If she doesn't get the help she needs, this could turn into a real tragedy with more serious consequences than just an embarrassing bald head.
shes been through alot. she lost her through love and then got played by a jackass. now she has 2 kids and her act in the public eye has been childish and unprofessional. she should put her act together and be a role model to everyone and also to her kids.I MISS THE OLD BRITNEY!!!!
This "girl" is a grown woman. Regardless of whether she is in the public eye or not, she has to live with the consequences of her choices. We all do. We all make mistakes...but we all have to deal with fallout, too. When she chose "celebrity," she chose all that came with it. Sure, there's money, fortune and fame, but also there's loneliness, isolation, and no friends...only a slew of people that are enablers because they're making their living off that person. That's the reality of being a celebrity. As a grown woman, she can choose to put a stop to this insanity today, and go find a shrink to help her get her life on track. Or she can continue to flush her life down the toilet until the public hears that she's died "mysteriously" in some 2-bit hotel room. If she wants to continue to have a career, she can choose to start living her public life as a role model for all her fans that still look up to her. As for her private life, she now has children, whether she likes it or not. She has to start being a role model for them, or she'll have to deal with the consequences of her bizarre public actions...losing her children. But, you can't MAKE a person do anything. It's her choice...her perogative. And until we, the public, stop looking at these celebrity train wrecks, they'll continue to draw full attention in the media. When the ratings drop, the news stories and the paparazzi's flash bulbs will stop.
Ruth, this "stupid crap" is a better use of time than plotting the death of people you don't agree with. They're jealous of our freedoms and happiness. But I'm sure they're not jealous of our spelling. I'm declaring Jihad on bad English. Death to the illiterate!!
Britney, Paris, Lindsay.... (insert "celebrity" name here). Just go away, please, and leave the rest of us regular people alone. We're tired of your eating disorders, your promiscuity, your drinking, your... whatever. There has to be some remote location where you can be deprogrammed and possibly turned into productive, contributing members of society. Oh, and does anyone REALLY believe that Britney Spears reads your messages?
Britney - We do care what happens to you and your children. These past few years have been tough for you to deal with but you are a strong enough person to get back up on your feet and help yourself. Don't let the bad publicity get you down. You are so beautiful and talented and, with the proper counseling and care, can be a role model for young people everywhere. The ball is in your court and you ARE able to pick yourself up and be the kind of Mother that your boys will love and respect. Our days on this earth are short enough and anybody can talk to God and only He can help you up and out of this crisis. You control your own destiny. Good Luck and I will be praying for you. Take care & Love, Mary Alice in Louisiana
I knew Britney was related to uncle Fester!
What I want to know is how we as a society have gotten to this point? What ever happened to good manners, class and modesty? I'm no prude but I think celebrities flashing their "naughty bits" is way too far overboard! As for Britney's parents, they probably don't want to upset their gravy train!
I personally think that she has the right to do what ever she wants with her body. I have never been a fan of hers, but I beleave that life is too short to base your life on what other people think. So if she wants tats let her have them...if she wants a bald head, hey by all means grap the clippers and shave it to the quick, but you should never drive with your children out of a carseat and you should always spend the maximum amount of time you can with them. Alot of hard working moms out there would give there eye teeth to be able to have the time and money to be with there children and the young moms of today don't seem to be able to grasp that. If I could say one thing to Britney it would be "Your children are going to grow and too soon they will be gone. There life will be a reflection on you and yours...If your child was living your life right now how proud would you be?"
Mitch you gave me the best laugh I have had all day. She definately has a Klingon type cranium. Maybe she has evolved after completing the highest level of scientology and the spaceship will pick her up with the next comet that passes. The sad part is, this girl would be easy prey for some cult who would love to share some of their koolaid. Tom Cruise is on her couch right now sharing his good news.
To bad she didn't give her hair to"Locks of Love" where she could have helped someone who had lost their hair from Chemo could use it - it would have meant something them and what a fantastic example she could have been.
I think Britney Spears is almost the equivalent of a train wreck. It's impossible to look away. First, she's on TV crying to Matt Lauer with her boobs and her butt hanging out, telling everyone their marriage is perfect and he's a sweet boy, and telling everyone she's "country" as an excuse for stupid choices. Next, she's ice skating in New York, and proclaiming her freedom, filing for divorce. Then, she's partying up a storm and flashing what her mama gave her to the world. Now, she's shaving her head and getting more tattoos. I'm beginning to think her kids should just be put up for adoption for their own protection. Her downward spiral seems to be speeding up. Her parents are accountable for the kind of child they raised, but there is only so much that can be blamed on the parents. Britney needs to face the conesquences of her actions. I can see now why people have been comparing her to the odd/scary/eccentric life that Anna Nichole Smith led, until recently.
I think Britney made the right choice to shave her head. Think about Reese Witherspoons hair at the Golden Globes. She looked amazing. Britneys hair has looked like thin dry straw for a long time. I have thought the only way she could recover her beautiful blond locks was to shave it off and start over. I think she should wear cute hats or scarfs and stop with the dumb wigs. Her hair will grow back long blond and beautiful and with that hopefully her life will get back on track children, music and all.
What I'm wondering is why do people post comments about not caring about this story? It is obvious you care enough to read this story and the posts. I do have a couple of things to say in response to anonymous from Denver. Yes, Britney is a grown woman. She's not a "girl" anymore. However, when she "chose" to be a celebrity she was a young girl who might not have realized the world she was getting into. It seems as though child celebrities always have adjustment problems as they get older. I don't think it is right for people to make fun of her (calling her a relative of Uncle Fester), c'mon people. She is a person with problems just like everyone. She may just be at a place in her life where she needs support and not judgment.
Brit is obviously in A LOT of pain and does not like her media life. Imagine being publicly humiliated constantly. She hasn’t made good choices, is rebelling and this is a defiant tactic. She 's troubled, single, lonely, unhappy, relentlessly judged (has been called a bad parent - most devastating to her) hates all the attention and wants to be left alone. It' hellish. Sooo, ruin a public image and the expectation to be a role model is gone. Makes sense to her. We'll all forgive when she turns it after finding herself again. This is a cry for help...some one needs to coach her besides her mom - mom is off helping the other Super Star. Someone help her soon, those babies need a healthy atmosphere. Bless you Britney, I'm rooting for you to get through this girl - we all make mistakes.
I can't believe there's actually people who debate with other complete stranges about the idiotic, attention starved celebrities that most of America idolizes. Start living your own lives and make your voices heard on subjects that actually matter in the world!
I feel sorry for her. If you think about it I blame it all on her parents. She never had a normal life. she's been thrown into the limelight since she was little. There little cash cow. Her parents should be so proud. now they live in a huge mansion somewhere and there daughter is a mess. Bad relationship after bad relation. starving for affection.Has no idea how to lead a normal life and make good decisions But at least mom and dad drive BMW'S. IT'S SICK
Enough already! The kid needs help. Her kids need parents, not another kid trying to raise them when she has yet to mature... Britney, give your kids a break - find some REAL folks to raise them while you and your Ex grow up. I hope you did no permanent damage when you showed up in your current state. They cried, didn't they? Supervised visitation, then we'll see. Retire gracefully Brit - your current life is heading for a graveside service. Reinvent yourself as an ADULT.
I'm so sick and tired of these self-indulgent brats that so many of us are dumb enough to look upon as celebrities. I could suggest a particular sort of rehab that should get their heads back on straight: go help the wounded vets do their therapy; go comfort abused and tortured animals; go cradle babies in a crack babies ward; in essence, do something that's actually worthwhile for others and quit whining about your poor selves.
I'm sorry, but Britney Spears is no girl or child. She's 25 years old for the love of God! And she's probably the same age if not older than most of our mothers were when we were babies or toddlers. If she wants to be left alone, she should stop with all these public spectacles. She could have shaved her head at home if she wanted it done. Clearly this was an impulsive act because she's already been seen wearing a wig since she shaved her head. You cannot complain about the press when you act out in a public, attention-seeking fashion. As a mother of two she no longer has the luxury to act like a spoiled, overindulgent child. And for now, she has full custody of her sons, but that may change if she doesn't get her act together. I actually do feel sorry for her in some ways, but since she has kids, she needs to stay out of the spotlight for a while (at least a year). I agree the press and the masses have been very critical of her, but none of us forced her into celebrity. And while her parents may have pushed her into entertainment when she was a girl, she is old enough now that it's in her hands. She can't have it both ways - crying to Matt Lauer one day and then posing on a magazine cover nude less than 48 hrs later. Other celebrities have managed to maintain some element of a private life, and it's usually the ones that draw a line in the sand with what they will and won't share with the public.They don't usually do reality shows and they tend to stay away from the LA and Vegas club scene when they have small children. That's just my opinion.
"Homer H"...er..SHUT UP! What, because someone shaves their head, (their, as in their own) they should have social services up there life, and take the kids..? OMG,,, YOU sir, not Britney, needs the help!!! ha ha
I'm so tired of hearing about the actions of these spoiled children who always have to be in the news. It's very upsetting to see these spoiled children with children of their own. What's really scarry is that our young people are looking up to these morally poor examples.
Why not just ask Britney? I think she loves controversy...however if your hair has gone through the ringer one may have little choice. I do wonder if her kids will be scared by her at first since young children love to pull on mommy's hair (usually) and boy does it hurt. Good luck Britney. Find your soul and your body will heal. You will have years ahead of you if you can make healthy changes...we have seen far to many young "stars" die young. Don't be one of them, especially with the kids. The trick with kids is you cannot be selfish. The words "I" or "me" do not pertain when you have kids. It is all about "he", "she" or "my kids" not you. It is hard, kids are demanding so parents don't get to be. Your kids are still young and you can still be a positive role model for them. Uh, this goes to Kevin too. Get your acts together for them and you would surprised how you will follow.
I think Britney looks adorable,she will have more time for her kids now that she doesn't have to fuss with her hair.I'll be shaving my too come summer.I believe this will be the new look for young hip ladies.
THANKS Britney for shaving your head. My 15yr old daughter just lost all her beautiful hair due to chemotherapy. Now she doesn't feel so bad.
Wow! She looked a lot better with hair.I understabd her partying after such a horrid marriage.But why is she doing this? I wonder is she going to display a more hard edge sound in her nest alblum as a part of this transformation.
You should of stopped screaming for attention the minute you had children. The minute you had a child (THAT) should of been your main focus & responsibilty! Your children need their mother!! Unless you do want KFED to have custody of them! Wake up girl, life is too short and your children will be all grown up by the time you get it together!
I think she has a nice looking scalp!
What I don't understand is Britney is very rarely seem alone,her body guard is the the one that paid the stylist $50.00 to cut Britney hair. What happen to looking out for her, will he be another bodyguard ,like in the Ana Nicole story who is now on tv saying " baby girl come back to us , we all need you" as Ana was dying.will Britney path be the same ,the things happening to her are preventable if only those people around her will step forward and guide her. we could all see it in Ana Nicole eyes that something was not right, now we see it in Britney's actions. Mark my words
Good lord Britney, if you are sick of people trashing you, then stay out of the spotlight for a while! Yeah, you are getting attention but not thd kind that will lead to respect. Yeah, Whitney Houston is making a comeback, but do we see the same Whitney as before? Nope, what we see is a woman who obviously wrecked her life with drugs and put poor little Bobbi Brown (the daughter) through hell. Do you think her daughter is going to grow up a respectful young woman? Very unlikely! Watch out Britney, those little boys could become exactly what K-Fed became to be: a pregnant woman deserter and someone who cares for money over feelings. Stay home and hug those boys! One day a wonderful man is going to sweep you off of your feet..but he will not show up at a club while you are in some strippers nasty underwear! Be patient and love yourself! Good luck.
Shaved head, fresh, new look. This could be a new, changed woman and mother of 2 waking up. Let's hope so. Young parents out there, learn from this mess that Brittany is in. Spend time with your kids, hug them and let them know you care. Money is the root of all evil, Britt. Take what you have and head back to Louisana with your boys and live a normal life. Please stop hurting yourself and children. There are many people in this world that would give anything to have precious children to take care of and to love. Don't be so selfish. Go home and get your act together. You can't sing, you can't act. We all hoped that you had something, but we were wrong. Go home and act like a mother and an adult. Lord, girl, how old are you?
You know - you get the idea that she's deliberately trying to torpedo her "career." I get the idea that this wasn't the life she wanted for herself. She wanted a family. Her comment "My mom's gonna kill me." says that mom may have a lot to do with this. She needs help - there is no doubt about that. But what she doesn't need is people pressuring her demanding that she go back to music. Those days are over.
And no one has mentioned Post-Partum depression yet - having two kids within a year *REALLY* messes up the hormones... As a father of three, I've seen it happen, though only one at a time. I can't imagine how bad it must have been to be going through it with two kids..


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