Let Them Eat E. Coli
Posted: Thursday, May 31, 2007 11:27 AM by Countdown
Some of what we're working on for tonight...
"My job is to protect the American people." How many times have we heard that line from President Bush over the last few years? Why then, should the American people ever have to read a story about his administration actually going to court to
stop to a company from testing its cattle herd for Mad Cow Disease?
You read that right, the administration wasn't arguing against
expansion of testing, it was arguing that one premium beef company should not be allowed to test its entire herd and advertise its product as "mad cow safe", because that might force the larger beef companies (the ones with all the lobbyists and influence) to begin testing
their herds.
WASHINGTON: The Bush administration said Tuesday it will fight to keep meatpackers from testing all their animals for mad cow disease.
The Agriculture Department tests fewer than 1 percent of slaughtered
cows for the disease, which can be fatal to humans who eat tainted
beef. A beef producer in the western state of Kansas, Creekstone Farms
Premium Beef, wants to test all of its cows.
Larger meat companies feared that move because, if Creekstone should
test its meat and advertised it as safe, they might have to perform the
expensive tests on their larger herds as well.
Thankfully, U.S. District Judge James Robertson said the government lacked
the authority to restrict the company from testing, and threw the bums out of court.
(bushcow image lifted from baseface)
Plus...THE REAL VOTING FRAUD STORY The L.A. Times gets to the bottom of why, it seems, Tom Heffelfinger, the former U.S. Attorney for Minnesota,
ended up on the list of prosecutors targeted by Alberto Gonzales's Justice Department for firing. And the winner is: having worked to protect the voting rights of Native Americans. How dare he.
Good thing he'd already resigned before he may have been forced to do so.
No matter what else may come out about Karl Rove's role in the firings, President Bush has already made up his mind that Turdblossom is innocent. Check out
this exchange from an interview Mr. Bush did with McClatchy:
"Q How central a role did Rove play in the U.S.
attorney business? That's what everybody wants to know. Was he the main guy drawing up the list?
THE PRESIDENT: Just look at the facts as they've come out.
Q It's unclear.
THE PRESIDENT: There has been plenty of testimony, plenty of hearings, plenty of statements. And one thing is for certain, that there was no wrongdoing done."
In related news on this story, a question Countdown has pondered: could Alberto Gonzales be disbarred? The answer is a definite maybe. A professor at Georgetown Law concluding "It depends crucially on what the facts are. Given the most favorable interpretation,
there's a clear case for disbarment."
DEMINTED GOP Sen. Jim DeMint of South Carolina is blaming recent U.S. deaths in Iraq on "wimps" in Congress. And by "wimps," we don't think he means Republicans. Even the phrase "cut and run" makes a comeback in
his diatribe. “Al-Qaeda knows that we’ve got a lot of wimps in Congress. I believe a lot of the casualties can be laid at the feet of all the talk in Congress about how we’ve got to get out, we’ve got to cut and run.”
GO FIGURINE There's booming business in Jerry Falwell memorabilia over on eBay, including an
autographed bobblehead doll that went for -- wait for it -- $145.