Countdown Friday: House of Secrets
Posted: Friday, July 27, 2007 8:54 PM by Countdown
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This Week in Scandal: Tomorrow morning, Vice President Cheney will undergo surgery to have the battery replaced on his heart defibrillator. Which means in an exact reversal of last weekend's colonoscopy and invocation of the 25th Amendment: For a few hours, at least, George W. Bush will actually get to be president. Our fifth story on the Countdown: Let's hope he uses his "alone time" wisely...because today his administration was again reduced to trying to transform clear reality into foggy myth, with a dedication of language parsing that makes Bill Clinton look like a chronic generalizer.
Drinks in Space:
The cliches of manned space flight all suddenly have new meaning tonight: "Flying High"..."The Right Stuff"... And especially "lift-off, we have lift-off." An independent NASA study suggesting at least twice, American astronauts have been boldly going where no man has gone before - while drunk.ODDBALL: A parrot on the Deputy Defense Secretary's Shoulder, and a drive thru store that wasn't really a drive thru store.
Rowling Along:
To our third story on the Countdown, and new revelations about Harry Potter. Once again, a warning if you are slowly savoring the final book, there are some spoilers ahead. As author JK Rowling tells Meredith Vieira just what the very end of the book was meant to be, and why she changed it. And gives us some insight into why the actor who plays the boy wizard in the movies, Daniel Radcliffe, would have said three weeks ago on "The Today Show" that he thought his character might die, but he wasn't certain, even though he had not yet read "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows".
Simpsonize Me: At number two tonight: our nightly round-up of celebrity and entertainment news, Keeping Tabs 20 years after it debuted as a skit on the Tracey Ullman show 17 years after it became a full-length series...finally the Simpsons have made it on the big screen Opening across the country tonight after what seems like months of wily promotion. Of course, marketing a movie using corporate tie-ins is nothing new.
WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD: Bill-O, Glenn-B, and Barry B on the list tonight.
Fully Loaded?: Lindsay Lohan's new movie "I Know Who Killed Me" has not been reviewed because no advance screenings were held for critics. Which means, of course, that however bad or good it might be, the film can't possibly be as watchable as her life. But in our number one story on the Countdown, we already know who's killing Lohan's career. That would be her. As eyewitnesses from the night of her arrest tell TMZ.com that Lohan commandeered the vehicle she used to chase her assistant. And that she said she couldn't get into trouble... because she's a celebrity. Well that worked out well.