Countdown Monday: Gonzales Resigns
Posted: Monday, August 27, 2007 8:22 PM by Countdown
Fredo's Farewell: It was Alberto Gonzales who enabled the firing of nine US attorneys with no cause beyond naked political retribution. It was Alberto Gonzales who misled Congress about the administration's domestic spying activities. It was Alberto Gonzales who drafted the infamous torture memo that helped lead to the physical abuses at Abu Ghraib, and the Constitutional ones at Guantanamo Bay. Yet somehow -- in our fifth story on the Countdown -- the reason cited by President Bush today for the Attorney General's downfall: Congress has been unfairly attacking Mister Gonzales for political reasons.
Gonzo & Sen. Craig: As critics gently remind Karl Rove and Alberto Gonzales not to let the White House screen door hit them in the butts on the way out... Is President Bush out of old, unqualified cronies, to stick into the most important jobs in the government? And a Republican senator arrested after a lewd conduct investigation in a men's room...
ODDBALL: Even more nekkid news...and the hurdler that didn't hurdle.
Vick, as in Sick: The crimes for which football star Michael Vick agreed to a plea bargain obviously constitute the over-arching horror in the story. But on Friday, Vick somehow managed to make it a little worse. While accepting a prison sentence of up to eighteen months, and acknowledging he bankrolled the entirety of an illegal dog-fighting operation, the document he signed stated specifically that he personally did not gamble on dog fights, personally did not receive proceeds from dog fights, and personally "did not kill any dogs." Suddenly, on top of the crime, here was an admission of guilt, that seemed to admit, very little guilt. Our third story on the Countdown: over the weekend, the sports world seemed to collectively demand something more contrite from Michael Vick. And this morning, to the surprise of many he apparently delivered.
Britney & Child Abuse: The latest custody battle between Britney Spears and Kevin Fedderline may have taken an ugly turn. Our number two story on the Countdown -- Keeping Tabs. Now there is a possible element of child abuse.
WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD: US Military civilian relations department in Afghanistan, Sean Hannity and Brit Hume vie for top honors.
It's Baaaack!!: You might have thought -- with all evidence on your side -- that "American Idol" had already peaked. Last season's ratings were down from the year before...and that Sanjaya kid nearly hijacked the entire show. But this morning in Philadelphia, there was another "Idol" audition. And in our number one story on the Countdown... the wanna bees numbered 17,000...which might make it the largest audition in "Idol" history. Happily... Countdown's very own "American Idol" Princess was there.