Countdown Thursday: To Catch a Senator
Posted: Thursday, August 30, 2007 8:07 PM by Countdown
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The Bathroom Tape:
As resonant and visceral as the arrest of Republican Senator Larry Craig after alleged lewd advances towards another man in a Minneapolis airport public bathroom might be...As much of a firestorm, and a collective Republican butt-covering, that might have been provoked... There seemed to be no way for the panoramically bizarre saga to have gotten worse. Unless, perhaps, there was audio tape of Senator Craig's post-arrest interview with the police -- and unless, perhaps, that tape were to become public. Our fifth story on the Countdown: ta da! There is a tape. It has been released. We will play it for you -- with captions. First, the other Larry Craig In The Toilet Headlines.
Pre-Emptive Strike:
The battle of the war reports. The GAO has a stinging draft assessment of Iraq... It is leaked -- presumably so we can compare it to the watered down version after the military and the White House get to influence it. That and disarray at the Pentagon... there will be no one recommendation of the way forward to the president... because no one can decide on the way forward. General Wesley Clark joins us.ODDBALL: Nake beer stealers, tooth train puller and Karl Rove gets punk'd
Decision 2008: Politics and comedy have this much in common. Your timing had better be good lest you put the audience to sleep. With that in mind, Fred Thompson supporters can wake up now. Your candidate is almost ready to deliver his punchline. Our third story tonight, the latest in the countdown to 2008..
Diana, 10 Years Later: Ten years after her death, even remembering Princess Diana's life is causing controversy. Her husband's new wife, who Diana detested, was originally scheduled to sit by Prince Charles' side throughout tomorrow's official memorial service. But on Sunday, someone changed her mind for her. So now, in our number two story on the Countdown, the Duchess of Cornwall is reportedly royally miffed - and planning a Caribbean vacation without her husband. While he, and his two sons... remember Princess Diana..
WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD: MLB, Faux News and a congressman who thinks we should stay in Iraq to keep the oil prices down.
Baby Got Back: Normally when a headline screams that a celebrity "bares all" - we expect a heart-warming, tear-jerking confessional. Of course, in our number one story on the Countdown, when that celebrity is Britney Spears - we know to expect something more along the lines of nudity, partial nudity, or mental nudity.