Countdown Thursday: Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil
Posted: Thursday, October 11, 2007 8:59 PM by Countdown
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Showdown on the Hill: Democrats on Capitol Hill, showing signs of caving in to the president's demand that telecom companies be given ex-post-facto immunity for eavesdropping done on his behalf. The Republicans, showing no signs of remorse... for their smear campaign against a young boy who dared to criticize the president's decision to take away his health insurance. Our fifth story on the Countdown: Apparently the only person not being offered some sort of immunity deal in Washington today... was the only person who shouldn't have to defend himself: A twelve-year-old child. Senator Hillary Clinton, presently, to discuss the day's headlines...
Feeling the Draft?: He already has an Oscar.. He's in the running for a Nobel Peace Prize -- he'll know by five A-M Eastern tomorrow. Our fourth story on the Countdown -- as Senator Clinton discussed just before the break -- might Al Gore still try and make it a trifecta - and run for the Presidency? That's certainly the hope of the "Draft Gore" movement.
ODDBALL: Richard Branson drops, a pumpkin smacks a van, and the world's ugliest robot.
Reality TV: To hear Bill O'Reilly tell it, and tell it, and tell it, and tell it... All three network newscasts -- which he should be anchoring... and all three network news divisions -- which he should be running... are staffed by, overseen by, and actively pursue the political agenda of the mighty liberal wing of the all-powerful Democratic Party. This, despite the fact that all three news divisions are controlled by TV networks, which are owned, in turn, by companies that are run by rich people, who are answerable to other rich people known as shareholders. And this one just gave him a seat on Jay Leno's couch to hawk his latest book. In our third story on the Countdown tonight, a new book looks at the news industry and, not surprisingly, discovers that virtually the entire medium lay down for Mr. Bush after 9/11... and well into the Iraq War.
Spears Pickle: Something interesting happened today at a Britney Spears custody hearing. Totally accidental, nothing to do with Spears, or her kids, or the fact that she showed up late for a hearing she'd requested.It begins our nightly round-up of celebrity news, "Keeping Tabs."
WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD: Glenn Beck, John Gibson and Ann Coulter vie for tonight's top honor.
Talk to the Hand: The present was the future to the artists, philosophers and scientists of the last millennium... who foresaw that, by now... mankind would have hovercrafts... space colonies... computers indistinguishable from humans... robots... and plenty of clones. In our number one story on the Countdown... If progress does not march quite that fast... We have now managed this as a civilization. An arm with an ear.