Countdown Friday: Attack Hog
Posted: Friday, October 19, 2007 8:59 PM by Countdown
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Relative Values:
Not since 1912, when Theodore Roosevelt renounced his hand-picked successor William Howard Taft, signed on as the Presidential candidate of the so-called "Bull Moose Party," and split the Republican vote so badly that Taft finished third and Woodrow Wilson became the first Democrat in the White House in 16 years, have we faced the **serious** prospect of a third party candidate utterly deranging the electoral vote. Our fifth story on the Countdown: this is the eve of a second meeting by what we can call the Theocratic wing of the Republican party, to try to decide whether or not to break away and run its own "Values Candidate," and -- presumably -- ease the path of a Woodrow Wilson of 2008.
Broken Government:
John Dean's series "Broken Government" -- on what you do when the nominee for Attorney General says the President can make the laws fit the circumstance, and the circumstances fit the law.ODDBALL: The toilet bowl house, a blood red fountain, pumpkin drop. It's good
Farewell Torre:
In the volatile 34 year history of the New York Yankees under the ownership of George Steinbrenner, the manager has changed 20 times. Since 1996, however... it's only happened once... yesterday. And it is not sitting very well. Nor is it looking much better, than a deliberate attempt to give Joe Torre a contract offer with such institutionalized insecurity that he'd have no choice but to refuse it -- and thus to publicly assume some of the responsibility for the reality that the Steinbrenner family wanted Torre to either leave, or stay as a perpetually terrorized employee.
The Copperfield Raid: For the illusionist David Copperfield... something all too real... in our number two story on the Countdown. His warehouse in Las Vegas -- which includes his private residence -- has been raided by the FBI... possibly on suspicion of sexual misconduct.
WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD: Hugh Hewitt, the Department of Defense, and Billo vie for top honors.
The Spears Pickle: Britney Spears has gone from stepping on judicial toes in her battle for custody of her kids...To running over photographic toes on a Beverly Hills street.Our number one story on the Countdown: Another car wreck for the train wreck that is Britney Spears. Though wreck might be too strong a word... Since Spears did not actually crash her car.Nor did she run into another car. But she may have broken a paparazzo's foot. A paparazzo who was wearing flip-flops. Well, that's your first mistake.