Countdown Monday: Primary Stake
Posted: Monday, October 29, 2007 8:59 PM by Countdown
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Primary Stake: In just 77 days, the first votes will be cast in the 2008 Democratic presidential primaries. Whoops. Make that 66 -- Iowa just moved up the Caucus to January 3. In our fifth story on the Countdown: that means Senator Barack Obama will have to cram eleven days' worth of getting tougher on Hillary Clinton, into a few short hours.
About Face: Traditionally, a lame duck president is marked by slackening standards... no longer vigorously upholding his values. Cronyism and nepotism rise. Scholars have wondered how this phenomenon might manifest itself in this administration... noted for starting off with low standards. In our fourth story tonight, mystery solved. As Mr. Bush focuses on post-presidential matters, such as replenishing his coffers... a previously unwelcome guest snuck into the halls of his administration today. Quality control.
ODDBALL: Save the cheerleader!
October Madness: October 2004 may have seen the Boston Red Sox rally from the impossible -- down three games to none to their hated rivals the Yankees, in a best-of-seven playoff series -- and then sweeping the World Series. But this October saw the Olde Towne Team rally from down three-to-one -- and then sweep the World Series, and in the middle of the final game, hear the announcement that Alex Rodriguez would almost be certainly leaving the New York Yankees... followed by a report that the Yankees had hired a new manager who was fired two years ago for arguing with the team owner, during a game. Our third story on the Countdown: no wonder Rudy Giuliani was rooting for the Red Sox.
Opology: Not to get too cynical... But maybe we could just get a moratorium on daytime talk show hosts, weeping. Our number two story on the Countdown: Oprah Winfrey's forty-million dollar attempt at a good deed, all going wrong, turning into a sex- and child-abuse scandal.
WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD: Bill-o, the Dept. of Homeland Security and David Horowitz vie for tonight's top honor.
We Found Sasquatch*: Whether bigfoot is the living ancestor of the missing link... or a perpetually recycled fraud... one thing is certain. It is even more fascinating because it's so elusive... And nothing captures the public's imagination quite like a pseudo-human with attitude. Especially one living within two hours of Pittsburgh. Our number one story on the Countdown... Bigfoot -- also known as Sasquatch -- was in Western Pennsylvania on September 16th... Or it might have been a baby Sasquatch... Or... not.