Countdown Tuesday: Past Pretense Imperfect
Posted: Tuesday, November 27, 2007 8:59 PM by Countdown
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Mis-speaking and Missed Peace:
Mispronunciations and faux pas are not the exclusive province of the Dummy. Two-time presidential candidate, intellectual, UN Ambassador, Adlai Stevenson, once told the world body that under Fidel Castro, human rights in Cuba, quote, "have been circumsized." He meant... circum-scribed. But in our fifth story on the Countdown: Everybody screws up words. This, however, is getting ridiculous. During his cameo at the Israeli-Palestinian conference in Maryland today, the President had less luck with the names of the participants than Czech president Vaclav Havel did with Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa in 1998.
Shh...it's a Secret:
The Senate -- trying tonight to reign-in Bush Administration abuse of "The State Secrets." How? Well, it's a secret.ODDBALL: The turkey in the drive thru mystery thickens, and a truck goes in the big drink.
U.S.OH NO HE DIDN'T!:
The only thing more offensive than slamming the folks who are trying to support the troops... is to have one of them on your show and slam him in person. Thus, in our third story on the Countdown, the Frank Burns of news... Bill O'Reilly... did. Attacking the USO, again. And suggesting, that one celebrity who should definitely be allowed to entertain the troops... is the conservative radio host Dr. Laura Schlessinger... even though she has bad-mouthed wives of the troops.
Babs Goes For Hillary: Our number two story tonight.. Not dancing with the stars, but voting with them.. Keeping Tabs on celebrity endorsements...Oprah had already come out for Obama... Chuck Norris for Mike Huckabee... Robert Duvall backing Rudy Giuliani..
WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD: Mr. Peter Perweiler, you'll have to watch to find out who he is, FEMA and Mitt Romney vie for tonight's top honors.
Norman Lloyd: And to our number one story on the Countdown, and a few simple facts. Somewhere in the English-speaking world, right now, it is happening. A kid of about 11 or 12, maybe younger, maybe older, is watching, for the first time, an episode of "Alfred Hitchcock Presents." He will be shortly be simultaneously scared out of his mind -- in a way no slasher movie could cause -- and also impressed. He will want to know: who are the people who did this to him? He will watch the credits and see a name -- listed as actor, or director, or Associate Producer, or Executive Producer. Norman Lloyd. Somewhere else, somebody is seeing the under-appreciated Hitchcock classic "Saboteur" for the first time, and be amazed by the just-crazy-enough title character, and watch the credits and see the actor's name. Norman Lloyd. Keith's guest tonight? Norman Lloyd.