Countdown Thursday: The Mitchell Report
Posted: Thursday, December 13, 2007 8:59 PM by Countdown
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Baseball. Tonight, a sport not of home runs and strikeouts... but rather of asterisks and question marks...Tonight, a sport not of elements called grace and power... but rather of drugs called "Winstrol" and "Human Growth Hormone." Our fifth story on the Countdown: former Senate Majority Leader George Mitchell's 20-month long investigation into the use of illegal performance-enhancing substances is out, and it calls to mind the observation of 37 years ago by player-turned-author Jim Bouton. Namely that if there existed a pill that would guarantee a pitcher 20 victories in a season and he knew it would shorten his life by five years... he'd take it anyway. Senator Mitchell essentially accused Roger Clemens of doing just that.
You Say Dubai, I say Hello:
As the co-chair of Hillary Clinton's campaign in New Hampshire quits... They won't quit debating... The Democrats in their last brawl before the Iowa Caucuses.ODDBALL: An eel lights up a christmas tree, and a guy stuck under a pint glass in London
Rudy's Problems Continue: Just one day after declaring himself the most transparent public figure he knows... More murky details of his shady business deals come to light. Our third story on the Countdown, Rudy Giuliani profiting off invading your privacy... possibly illegally.
Down Goes Liza: Our brief look at celebrity and entertainment news tonight begins with a falling star. Literally. And some alarming moments for Liza Minnelli and her audience at a concert in Goat-borg, Sweden
WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD: Billo (this is a good one), Rush LImbaugh and Don Imus vie for tonight's top honors.
Fears for Spears: Britney Spears, the Virgin Mary and Tom Cruise wouldn't seem to have that much in common. But they convergence in the lives of two of our favorite Hollywood Divas beginning with Britney Spears and her miraculous recovery and subsequent Midnight Gas Run. Our number one story on the Countdown: you might recall that she failed to show, yesterday, at a deposition in her child custody fight because her lawyers said she was too sick. Now...