Countdown Wednesday: Eve of Iowa
Posted: Wednesday, January 02, 2008 8:59 PM by Countdown
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Countdown to the Caucuses: Iowa. Consisting of one one-hundredth of the nation's population... An estimated six percent of whom will caucus tomorrow... Meaning the first milestone of the campaign to elect the 44th President will be determined by six one-hundredths of one percent... of the country. In our fifth story on the Countdown, with such wrong-end-of-the-telescope proportions... it should perhaps come as no surprise that the outcome of tomorrow's Democratic contest could hinge on... Dennis Kucinich.
The Last Minute GOP: "On some great and glorious day," wrote H.L. Mencken 88 years ago, "the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts' desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." Tonight, Governor Mike Huckabee not only leaves Iowa on the eve of the Republican Caucuses... But does so to go to L.A. to appear on "The Tonight Show"... While announcing his support for the striking writers, who are still striking "The Tonight Show."
ODDBALL: A Chinese TV host gets outed on air, a butter sculpture of a presidential candidate and the float you shouldn't have missed from yesterday's Rose Parade.
The CIA Tapes Investigation: On the day before the first test of 2008...When all eyes are on Iowa... Comes a last-minute reminder of just why the election that formally begins tomorrow in Davenport and Sioux City... and Winterset and Council Bluffs... is so important. Our third story on the Countdown, the opening of an official criminal investigation into Water-boarding-Gate: the destruction of CIA interrogation tapes...Tapes that included torture...Tapes that were hidden from the 9/11 Commission... Tapes that at least three senior White House lawyers knew about, and talked about... Including the Vice President's current chief of staff, and the former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales.
Tabby Time: To our number two story on the Countdown, Keeping Tabs, wherein Sir Paul McCartney greets the New Year by saying goodbye to the old! And saying hello to... the... old. The acrimony with his estranged wife Heather Mills, marches on.
WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD: The President of the Food Standards Agency of the Nation of Portugal, the Old Gray Lady and Wendy Wright vie for tonight's top honors.
Caucus in Vegas: A personal admission to make tonight. I have always found the word "caucus" faintly obscene. Particularly the verb form...to caucus. On that note: never mind the Big Three among the Democrats in Iowa. In our number one story on the Countdown... How about the Big Three among the Hollywood Icky Girls set? Britney Spears caucusing with a papparazzo in her hotel room... Lindsay Lohan reportedly caucusing with three different men in a 24-hour span...And Paris Hilton caucusing with first Kevin Federline... and then Larry Birkhead.