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Countdown Friday: Neveda Eve

Posted: Friday, January 18, 2008 8:59 PM by Countdown
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Nevada! Nevada! Nevada!: The wait until the Nevada Caucuses and the Republican South Carolina primary can now be measured in hours...And the wait until Rudolph Giuliani uses actual footage of the 9/11 attacks to promote his bid for the White House... is over. In our fifth story on the Countdown... the word of the day on the campaign trail today: mistakes. Those who were overcoming them... those who were trying to... and those who seem determined to bury their candidacies -- and their own common decency -- for good. We begin tonight with the Democrats.

Beyond Feb 5:  By February 6th - two thirds of the democratic party delegates will be allocated...Republican voters in 27 states will have cast their ballots..And yet, in our fourth story on the Countdown, even by that point...Neither party may have decided who it wants to be President.

ODDBALL: A stage dive/lip sync that wasn't meant to be, and an 11 foot mustache.

Striping the DrivesIn our third story tonight, the White House in heated debate with itself... over whether millions of emails, more than a year's worth, including a virtual arsenal of potential smoking guns in some of its worst scandals... are missing... or not. After months of acknowledging problems with its email preservation, the White House is now de-acknowledging any missing emails at all.

Tabby Time:  Two for the price of one in tonight's brief look at celebrity and entertainment...Dr. Phil and Britney Spears.. beginning with a non-apology apology from the good doctor.

WORST PERSON IN THE WORLDTed Sampley, Lou Dobbs and Billo vie for tonight's top honors.

Time For Change: Friday, the end of a busy week in politics.. so a little political humor seems right. In the best tradition of mining laughs from tragedy, number one in our countdown taps the vast motherlode of misery that is George W. Bush and company. By way of full disclosure, what you're about to see was not written or produced by the countdown staff.  In memory of the hundreds of thousands of jobs lost to outsourcing since Mr. Bush took office, we've outsourced a few minutes to the good folks at the National Lampoon Humor Network and Blip tv, who fear that under George W. Bush, it may not be long before the national yearning for change becomes, "Hey Buddy, got some spare change?"

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Uh...I know it's Friday night, and we're all ready for the weekend, but Nevada isn't spelled correctly in the headline.

Let's cut Senator Clinton some slack for talking to Tyra Banks. She can’t exactly go on the Oprah Winfrey show, can she?

And, we’re surprised Mayor Rudy is using actual 9/11 images in campaign ads, why? Please…another blogger here, and forgive for not giving credit where credit is due, said that Mayor Rudy would move primaries to Sept. 11 if he thought it would help.

Keith, thank you for the classy explanation/apology of some of Mr. O’Donnell’s segment last night.
After offering kudos to Keith for his integrity in explaining some of Lawrence O'Donnell's segment last night, it pains me to have to say this. Keith, please let us know if you’re under some kind of “gag order” from your bosses that prevents you from discussing why Congressman Kucinich was disinvited to the NV debate. YOU HAD CHUCK TODD AT THE SAME STINKIN’ TABLE, AND IT WASN’T MENTIONED! If you say you can’t talk about it, that’s fine. We can understand that, and, hell, we can probably even grudgingly accept it. But, please, SAY SOMETHING. You’re too good of a journalist to “keep us hanging” like this.
#5 -- You say Nevada and I say Nevada? Just wait until the sportscasters get to “Wes-consin” this weekend for the Packer game.  We’ll show them REAL irrelevant outrage.

Senator Shecky?  What’s wrong with a little campy humor, Countdown?  Like we never see that around here.  Sheesh.  

Helping little old ladies across the street?  If you were going to pick a cliché, you should have stuck to paper shuffling, Senator.  At least it was vulnerable and cute.  Double sheesh.

Baby Bear?  Sweet.  We’d tell them what to do with the pole.  Like part the Red Sea?  A man of god for sure.  

Rudy Slippers -- Leadership when it matters most (September 11). Tap your rudy slippers together three times, Mayor -- There’s no place like 911 ….    The Keith number?  Too easy.
#4 -- John Edwards as kingmaker?  Move over President Monte Hall.  This guy can make a deal.  Next stop -- the Middle East.

#3 -- We have not been able to detect the absence of anything?  Except gray matter, perhaps.  Senator Proxmire, for sure.  HE could have detected the absence of anything, even in a vacuum.
I am pleased and proud that "Hoosiers” are helping to sell Keith’s book onward on upward! ALL RIGHT!! Does this at least partially make up for Dan Quayle? Maybe? A little? ;)

I must abso-damn-lutely find the #1 segment on the internets and bookmark that sucker. In the words of Peter Griffin, that was freakin' sweet!!

Well, gang, check local listings, but a good chunk of the Midwest is going to be mother-forkin' cold this weekend. The HIGH in Indianapolis tomorrow is going to be around 13 with windchills in the double-digits below zero. If anyone is going to football games this weekend, first of all, YOU'RE CRAZY, but, for Pete's sake, bundle up. I know the holidays were last month, but we don't want Jack Frost nipping at anything important in addition to your nose.

To ALL of the bloggers here, to the hard-working Newshole moderators, to the staff and contributors to COUNTDOWN, and, of course, to Keith Olbermann (Yep, I probably will be watching MSNBC tomorrow night because it'll be too stinkin' cold to go out, at least for me), have a faboo weekend!
Bushed!  Deity in what sense?  Satan/Cheney 08.

Oddball -- Nothing great about the name?  Hello?

BPitW -- Let’s review.  The dinosaurs died off about 65 million years ago when Earth (most likely) was plunked by an asteroid.  A 40,000-year-old mastodon, even one with a head the size of a Volkswagen, is not a dinosaur.  It’s Billo.

WPitW -- What do you know? … Billo!  HE knows charlatans.  

#1 -- Condoleezza Rice.  Piping Persia for Peace.  Move over, Ms. Rice, and let Senator Edwards work.  If minting a few coins is all it takes to retire these guys, let’s do it.
This has got to be the best I have seen in a long time.    I watch this program wherever I am and would not miss it.  This is a very true portrail of what we have governing this country which is now a laugh and a joke among even our allies.  I am referring to TIME FOR A CHANGE.  Whoever put this together did a magnificent job.  Well done and thanks for getting this out!!!
Here's the link for the great video featured in the #1 story:

http://blimptv.blogspot.com/2007/12/new-bush-coins.html

Enjoy!!
Keith-your stock has just risen in my opinion.  Your apology tonight showed your professionalism.  Thank you.  Now, all we have to do is instill some integrity in a few others on MSNBC that shall remain unnamed.  We all know who they are.  
Bill O'Reilly,blah,blah  Update blog,blah,blah


             OBAMA/EDWARDS  08!!
I believe that the cherry picking by some of the candidates of the larger states to concentrate their campaigns clearly emphasizes the need to get rid of the electoral college and have true democratic elections.  The elitist concept of the electoral college has long outlived its usefulness and America deserves democracy just as much as the countries in which we keep trying to foster it.  This "winner take all" concept of the delegates from a state is antiquated.  Each and every vote should count in a country that purports itself to be a democracy (though it is actually a republic) but each and every vote never will count as long as we continue with the electoral college system.  It's well past time to allow the popular vote to decide the winner.
UPDATE.  UPDATE.  UPDATE.  UPDATE.
Disgusted, TX (Sent Friday, January 18, 2008 11:10 PM)

Good idea         I'll vote for it.    
Disgusted, TX (Sent Friday, January 18, 2008 11:10 PM)

I so agree; the "colonial holdover" must go; it's absurd that the most important election in our country is not decided by the majority!!

PEACE & GOD BLESS!!
Keith - nice apology, but why oh why are you guys losing (looking like deliberately) my posts.  My most recent one was your own blog at Kos on this very subject.  Nicely written and well said, I wanted my fellow bloggers to see the reason that it happened.  I now have 4 posts which have gone into the News Bole black hole and I am none too happy about it.

We spend time writing and researching.  It's irritating to not see what I've written as well as commentary on it, but all the see crapola and lies trotted out by trolls "make the cut".  An explanation is in order.
Keith, when Hillary Clinton used 9/11 images in a political ad, you said nothing.  You never said she "crossed the line".  You never said she was "indecent".  Why the double standard, Keith?
I liked Obama's comeback about the college app question..........He is a smart man and sometimes smart people need to vent .....If thats Obamas 'Nasty" aren't we lucky. It was very diplomatic humour and beats Huckabees 'shove the pole you know where' humor.

Our Economy and Foreign Policies are dependant on one another. WE don't need Huckabee representing us  as a nation. Governor Okay. But we really do owe it to other countries to keep our crazies at home. Which is why I am going to sign the the petition to revoke O'Reilly's passport. Dobbs is a wally too, lets revoke his travel priveleges as well.

Final comment ..RE:Hillary.....is she entirely incapable of answering a question? She talks but never says anything honest. I have a PLAN for her.
#3  deleted emails can be retrieved from hard drives....unless syrup has been poured on all the hard drives.......even then I was able to retrieve some info...though I did buy a new computer and I sent the kids back to live with their parents!
Oh, jeez.  Where to begin?

#2--wow.  Did Britney get the MPD idea from Herschel Walker's new book?  And are all her personalities dingy blonde junkies?

WPitW--my mom, with ancestry in this great nation dating back to the 1780s, would under that delicious  Emma/Grant joke be illegal.  Her first name is Emma.  She cheered when Dobbs was awarded the silver.

And two comments about #1:

Shuster used the polite term "archconservatives" to refer to those who roared approval for Gov. Huckabee's quip about the Confederate flag.  The correct term is unreconstructed rednecks.  I know the type well, having grown up in a house with two specimans.  The surviving one gets apoplectic when I remind him the war's been over one hundred forty-two years and it's time to let the dead rest in the peace they earned.  Unfortunately, Gov. H. has become a panderer.  It takes most politicians that way.

As for Sen. Clinton's interview with Tyra Banks, and the comments she made regarding the Lewinsky affair, which you characterized as "emotionless":  proves my theory that there is a classic country song that fits any situation.  In this case there are two.  First, let me respectfully submit that the mess did happen ten years ago.  One could go on a Stonewall Jackson kick and mourn about "a wound time can't erase", but Sen. Clinton has obviously taken the Johnny Cash option, "time goes by, and life goes on."

You see, Big Man, country music is good for something other than bad punch lines.  Oh well--they couldn't teach you everything at Cornell.
I protest the editing of the best parts from Countdown segments when they're turned into video clips. Tonight's case in point: the cute PC intro to the WH email segment. What gives-- does the staff not know we'd like to see it again? (And again, and again...)
Keith,
    My wife and I really enjoy your show and MSNBC in general.  Regarding your Keith number and polling in general, I'd like to make some comments.  First of all, when a scientific poll is taken, it consists of three parts: 1. the poll number of whatever is being measured, 2. the margin of error, and 3. a confidence level.  For example, let's say Obama polls 37% and Clinton polls 30%.  Let's, also, say that the margin of error is plus or minus 4%.  In addition, let's say that the poll is using a 99% confidence level.  (Confidence levels are usually 90%, 95%, or 99%.)  That means that 99 times out of 100 times that you conduct this poll, Obama's number will fall between 33% and 41%, while Clinton's number will fall between 26% and 34%.  One time out of 100, it will fall outside of those parameters.  Forgetting the confidence level, what I want to point out to you and others I've listened to is that plus or minus 4% doesn't mean if the candidates are within 4% of each other, they are in a statistical tie.  It means, since Obama's number could be as low as 33% and Clinton's number could be as high as 34%, the candidates numbers are in a statistical tie if they are within 8% of each other.  In this example, 37% and 30% with a 4% margin of error is a statistical tie.  Either one could have the lead.  It would take a lead of more than 8% for one candidate to have a significant lead.  I hope this information is clear and provides you with some necessary insight into polling.
Thanks Keith you are a stand up guy. John Edwards has been getting negative press and he is standing for us the middle and lower class.
I LOVE IT!!!

It's not lost:  we just cannot find it!!!

And everybody knows the e-mails prove ALL we say to be the truth as we KNOW it.
#1..Brilliant! absolutely BRILLIANT! Thank you, THANK YOU for making my Friday. Nothing could have done it better. Now..you all have a great weekend..and I'll be back later..
Disgusted, TX Friday, January 18, 2008 11:10 PM..thank you Disgusted! I have long wished this dinosaur of election process would go away. Especially in my state of California where the prize is a whole 55 electoral votes.
Krista Friday, January 18, 2008 9:41 PM..thank you Krista for the link. I am going to send it to every friend I have who feels like I do about Bush..which is contempt and need to get a good laugh at his and his administration's expense.
After a 10 month hiatus it's good to be back. So is it too early to start considering a wish list of cabinet members for a possible democratic administration? Try this on for thought provoking exploration. Hill, prez, Barak, vp, Bill, Sec-o-state, Edwards, atty gen, R Kennedy jr, Interior, Big Al Gore, Energy, Gen Honore (only katrina/rita intergrity) Homeland Security, John Mcain, Defense, Gen Tommy Franks, head pentagon, Ron Paul, HEW, Rev Jesse, HUD, Gov Arnold, Immigration/naturalization, Dr. Red Duke (MD Anderson cancer hosp) Surgeon Gen, Huckabee, congressional chaplain...ok you get the picture, now lets here some pros,cons, other choices, other departments, go team go!    
Anna Molly(Sent Fri.,Jan.18)

I notice you use perfect capitalizations in all your entries including (S)atan and so when  you referred to(g)od it got me to wondering what corner you return to when the bell rings?

go Pats go!
Posturing in "key" states is basically meaningless and only benefits the talking heads crowd. (Kieth not included!) There is roughly 150 million Americans old enough to vote. Subtracting the sick, extreme elderly, homeless, incarcerated and convicted felons (unfortunately) and you get 120 mill. of that, only 40% at the generous most, really vote. Now we are sown to 48 mill. slightly more than 1/2 vote republican, about 25-26 million, leaving a margin of about 2-3 million people who actually decide who our leaders will be, and who are spread through about 5 states. Cal,Tex,Fla,Oh,and NY., or the entire population of South Dakota. Now if we could only get 2% of the non voting public to actually vote, Hey, primaries not withstanding any democratic candidate can get elected, regardless of tears, suits, hair, or any other demeaning claptrap extololed by the fear and loathing crowd of hoarders known to us as the GOP!
Apparently sir, it takes a diary posting on the Daily Kos to get your attention.  Very Well.

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/1/16/01348/5265

Put your money where your mouth is, Keith-O.
Keith, that was nice of you to give us that disclaimer about Lawrence O'Donnell after you found out how he really felt about John Edwards.  Wouldn't be good to have your viewers believe that one of your criteria for an analyst, reporter or guest to appear on Countdown is that he bashes someone you don't particularly like, either.

I was going to ask that you give the same disclaimer for David Shuster, now that he has called Ron Paul "the al-Qaeda wing of the Republican Party" on Morning Joe this past Thursday.  But then I thought, why bother, you never cover Ron Paul anyway, except when his supporters are chasing Sean Hannity down the street.

By the way, shame on your News Hole moderator for spelling Nevada incorrectly at the top of the page.  
jen,il (Sent Friday, January 18, 2008 3:21 PM)

Medicare, Medicaid, and VA? You have got to be kidding when you say that they are well ran.

About every six to eight years there's a scandal with the VA and the Medical Treatment given. Bush II, Clinton, Reagan, Carter, Nixon, all faced bad Press because of Mistreatment, Poor Facilities, Poor Accounting, Abuse, Misdiagnosis, etc, etc. Ford and First Bush missed out on such scandals, as the cycle seemed to have missed them. I know Vets who say that they would rather die in the Streets then go to the VA for treatment. Health care at the VA is good, what a joke.

Medicare and Medicaid, not as bad as the VA, but are bigger Nightmares then Private Insurance. If such programs were so Wonderful, then why are so many Doctors dropping them. I know Docs who have to argue with the Government over this will be paid, but not that. Only if the Doc doesn't do that with this, he can be sued for malpractice. Or to make something for their services, have their patients come in repeatedly as they get paid per visit, whereas with Insurance, it can all be done in a single visit.

Not that the Insurance Companies are Innocent, but I still don't know of a single thing that the Government does well enough to entrust it with Health Care.

As you do one thing, so do you everything else. Gil Grissom - CSI

He who is faithful with the Little Things, So shall he be with the Important. He who is Unfaithful with the Little Things, So shall he be with the Important. Jesus - (Take your pick) Prophet, Philosopher, Religious Icon, Son of God, Good Man, Teacher, Whatever.
"Uh...I know it's Friday night, and we're all ready for the weekend, but Nevada isn't spelled correctly in the headline."

Krista Swisher, Indianapolis, IN (Sent Friday, January 18, 2008 9:10 PM)

I thought it was a joke, given all the jokes about mispronouncing Nevada tonight.  But then I also saw "Striping the Drives" above (uh, are those horizontal or vertical stripes?)  But sometimes typos are a good thing (see below):

"Here's the link for the great video featured in the #1 story:

http://blimptv.blogspot.com/2007/12/new-bush-coins.html

Krista again, 9:41 PM

Thanks for the link- I shot my TV long ago and this segment wasn't on Countdown's website.  But "Blimp TV" is called "blip tv" in the blog entry above, so before I saw your link I googled it (http://blip.tv/) and it's another video site.  I searched there for "National Lampoon Bush".  Wow, the very first result was another from National Lampoon, and it's amazingly appropriate for Countdown: an ad for a Bush Countdown Clock!
http://blip.tv/file/588835/
and the clock is actually available at
http://officialbushcountdown.com/

January 20 is tomorrow.  That leaves 1 year!
Dear Hello-- Update This Blog--Thank You,

Its the weekend...these blog monitors must be Wackenhut employees!
ZZZZZZZZZZ   ZZZZZZZZZZZ  :)   we can feel secure that this Blog is not a nuclear power plant.......so its okay.
Hey, Rudy Ghouliani - so, what, actual footage of the smoking bodies was too tasteless for you?  Don't let the door hit you on the way to campaign oblivion....
Keith, Countdown was awesome last night. You kicked ass. I am still ecstatic from it all. Halliburton coins was an instant hit. I was lmao through the entire preview. That was the wisest idea ever. I am begging you to repeat it in next weeks programs. You were just spot on last night. Thanks for doing justice to Pat Roberts gross hypocrisy. That was a perfect translation. World's Worst was the best yet and billo rightfully took the gold this time around for hating on America's veterans and audaciously demanding an apology from Mr. Edwards. All in all, Countdown reached a new high last night. You have raised the bar Mr. Olbermann. You kicked ass and that's what I love. You are on a roll and there is no stopping you.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE KEITH REPEAT HALIBURTON BUSH COINS NEXT WEEK. IT WAS SUCH A HIT I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT. YOUR FANS DESERVE IT. AMERICA DESERVES IT. IT'S REMEDY FOR THE NATION'S SOUL. THOSE RIGHT WINGERS & THE CRIMINALS FROM THE BUSH REGIME REALLY LOOK GOOD IN MINT.

Way to go Keith. No one can top you on last night's program. Glad to hear about the spectacular performance of Truth and Consequences, the truth is finally getting out. All of us here on the blog have a responsibility to promote this book in whatever way we can. It's our patriotic duty.
please update the blog. Reading Keiths great diary at dailykos at the moment. The accolades on it are unlimited. You should all check it out. Phenomenal!
I'm disappointed that there apparently isn't a coin
named "The Scooter".

When does (the intelligent, clueful, witty and charming) Rachel Maddow get her own show?

I wonder if 40,000 years from now, someone will be
auctioning off Billo's skull to raise funds for the
cash-strapped Museum of Actual Journalists Who Worked for Fox.
#1. Dubya's got to be in the Book of Revelations, somewhere, right? #2. Britter and Dr. Pill..."Bald Power!". #3. What else would you expect from the 'De-Presidency'? #4. Ralph Nader is lookin' pretty good right now, to both Parties. #5. This will go down in history as the, "Diarrhea of the Mouth Election".
I know you guys really hate Rudy G. (which is great), but unfortunately Sen. Clinton used actual 9-11 footage in a campain tv ad well before Rudy:

http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/1007/Hillarys_SCHIP_spot.html
JMM, Lafayette, IN (Sent Saturday, January 19, 2008 4:33 AM) Hi! I've not been caffeinated yet today, so forgive in advance if my bull$hit meter is off. Are you smacking me down or what?! ;D
What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail S. Gorbachev
It sure ain't Dubya's turn.Thanks to our friends of the Meditation Society of Australia for that quote.Steve Turner probably knows quote.I think I see Cheney and Dubya at the Craps table in the Casino.Wonder if there figuring our why we are in Iraq
for this week and if the al-Quida Chorus line will be performing with Rudy and the 9/11 Singers.
Hey Keith

 You rule man! A great cocktail of information, justice, and oddball humor. The one show I always go out of my way to watch.

On a seperate note check out my website everyone. I know shameless self promo but I couldnt resist.
What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail S. Gorbachev
It sure ain't Dubya's turn.Thanks to our friends of the Meditation Society of Australia for that quote.Steve Turner probably knows quote.I think I see Cheney and Dubya at the Craps table in the Casino.Wonder if there figuring our why we are in Iraq
for this week and if the al-Quida Chorus Line will be performing with Rudy and the 9/11 Singers.
Ah.  So any comments made between midnight and two AM don't exist.

I'll have to remember that.
Ash Clarke, NY, NY (Sent Saturday, January 19, 2008 8:10 AM)

Trust me, we've tried.
M&M (Sent Saturday, January 19, 2008 3:02 AM)

There’s no easy answer to that question, so I’ll just say choose whichever corner works best for you, either metaphysically or metaphorically, and assume that’s what I intended.  Or, maybe it was just a typo.  God only knows.

go, Pack, go.

Krista Swisher,You think that Keith is under some gag order concerning the Congressman Kucinich incident? Are you really serious? Take the blinders off. It's called being hypocritical."Fair and Balanced" we all know doesn't work at Fox but don't claim that MSNBC is much better. There not.   OBAMA/EDWARDS  08!!


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