Countdown Thursday: That's it for Mitt
Posted: Thursday, February 07, 2008 8:59 PM by Countdown
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Scare Mitt-less: If you think the roiling waters will simply smooth out over the wreck of the SS Romney, permitting the new Republican Candidate-Presumptive John McCain to sail without issue towards November... Listen carefully to the sound of the booing at the Conservative Conference, this week in Washington -- twice as tell-tale as usual. Our fifth story on the Countdown: Politico.Com reporting that a registrar at CPAC admitted quote "we've been instructed to tell participants not to boo McCain... we want to seem above Democrats." Even after Mitt Romney dropped out... Even after he called for party unity... Even after the conference-goers had already joined in forced, artificial cheering for McCain... Even after people who live to be told what and what not to do, were told what and what not to do... They booed John McCain anyway.
Tie Fighters: The scenario: a virtual delegate tie between Senator Barack Obama and Senator Hillary Clinton... running through and past the final Democratic primaries on June 3rd... With neither candidate having reached the threshold needed for the nomination. A scenario predicted by the Obama campaign... in a document... released to the media, by accident. Well, maybe. Our fourth story on the Countdown: the duel, and dueling expectations, between the two Democratic frontrunners.
ODDBALL: A faceless mask and ditch surfing in Texas.
A Delegate Balance: He might be a stiff, or he might be their 21st Century Ronald Reagan without the hair dye, or... anything in between. But there is one thing all Democrats are recognizing about John McCain tonight. Barring some sort of heretofore unknown mandatory retirement age rule -- he can start campaigning as the Republican nominee, tonight... While the Democrats bash each other, he can simply nod and agree. Thus in our third story on the Countdown: the politics of Democratic decision. The sudden element of "hurry-up" introduced to the equation even prompting a suggestion that Florida and Michigan, forget their de-certified primaries of last month, and hold new, official ones, soon.
Tabby Time: Angelina in Iraq, and the most disturbing mugshot you may ever see.
WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD: Lou Dobbs, Lamar Smith and Fox Noise vie for tonight's top honors.
The Rocket and the Bombshell: Somewhere, hanging still from a wall doubtless trembling with embarrassment... is one of George Brett's old jock straps. Bronzed. There is a Tom Seaver game-used... toothpick. Later this year there will be auctioned, an original copy of an 1897 warning, hand-delivered to players because it was then illegal to send such things through the mails, describing in the most graphic terms possible, the language players were not permitted to shout at fans. But in our number one story on the Countdown: this may be the all time lu-lu of bizarre baseball memorabilia, and it could conceivably convict a seven-time Cy Young Award-Winning Pitcher, of Perjury. What is alleged to be, a Roger Clemens steroid-used syringe, complete with Clemensian blood on it.