Countdown Tuesday: Wright Response
Posted: Tuesday, April 29, 2008 8:59 PM by Countdown
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In The Line of Firings: If that was, as we postulated here yesterday, a second chance at a first impression... It was a second first impression where the adjectives and the analogies were delivered in car-load lots. Our fifth story on the Countdown: after Reverend Jeremiah Wright's nationally televised train-wreck yesterday... Obama, in his own words today... Said he was: outraged, saddened, angry, shocked, surprised, and disappointed... At the: inexcusable, divisive, destructive, ridiculous, outrageous, and appalling... Caricature, spectacle, exploitation, performance, and rants.
Secret Selection: Exactly 90 days now since former Senator John Edwards suspended his bid for the Democratic presidential nomination... And exactly seven days until the primary in Edwards' home state. And in our fourth story on the Countdown: and still he has endorsed no one. And just as importantly, neither has his popular and respected wife, Elizabeth.
ODDBALL: Lee Elia's F-ing tirade and flaming hockey.
Bushonomics: The Associated Press is the closest thing mainstream journalism has to a circulatory system... the news lifeblood for newspapers, radio, tv, and internet -- left and right. Today, the A-P headline for today's speech by Mr. Bush was, "Bush rhetoric on energy strays from the facts." So polite, the AP. In our third story tonight, we will grossly overuse the phrase "in fact" to address Mr. Bush's claims about the economy... claims that sought to blame Congress for it... on the eve of new government figures that may confirm the reality of... the Bush Recession.
Worsties...see below.
WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD: Sean Hannity, former Under Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz and Bill-O vie for tonight's top honors.
Lincoln/Douglas Fox News Style: Legendary is the baseball announcer who upon being handed a bulletin about the death of Martin Luther King's assassin James Earl Ray, unthinkingly launched into a long, emotional farewell to the great actor James Earl Jones... Amazingly, we once went to put up a photo of Lunatic Fringe talk show host Neal Boortz and instead wound up showing, former Georgia Senator Max Cleeland. Our number one story on the Countdown: the other political round-up... Including how the Presidency would facially age the three candidates... And a missing pro-Obama pig-balloon... But beginning with a goof not unlike the aforementioned. The Lincoln-Douglas debates. Featuring "Link" from the Mod Squad versus Mike Douglas.