Countdown Monday: The Fear Card
Posted: Monday, June 23, 2008 8:59 PM by Countdown
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The Charlie Black Comments:
The chief campaign strategist for Senator John McCain has told "Fortune Magazine" that a terrorist attack on U-S soil before the election would be a quote "big advantage" for the presumptive Republican nominee. Our fifth story on the Countdown: The first rule of "October Surprise" is... you do not talk about "October Surprise." Senator McCain's immediate reaction upon learning what Mister Black had said? Quote: "I cannot imagine why he would say it. It's not true." The McCain campaign then claiming Mister Black did not remember making the comments in Fortune... Mr. Black himself... deeply regretting the comments. Put them all together: Black deeply regrets something that his colleagues had claimed he could not remember.
State of the Unity:
Where is the Unity the Democrats have this year, so long sought? It's about twelve miles east of Ascutney, Vermont. Just down from Sunapee. A-ya. Our fourth story on the Countdown: Obama and Clinton's first joint appearance Friday... At Unity New Hampshire. Where, in January's primary, they each got 107 votes. Awww.ODDBALL: The Palm Tree Bandit...and an ugly dog.
Gas Lines:
After his proposal of a gas-tax holiday to cut gas prices met with blistering criticism as a gimmick, John McCain today shifted away from gimmickry... and on to... Cash prizes! In our third story tonight, for the first person to come up with an alternative to gas guzzlers, the new McCain jackpot is now... 3-hundred million dollars!
Worsties...see below.
WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD: A sports writer for the New York Post, Monica Crowley, and US Representative Michele Bachmann vie for tonight's top honors.
George Carlin, 1937-2008: George Carlin was that most rare of contributors to this nation. He succeeded within the establishment, then succeeded outside of it, and then took outsider cred with him and operated from within the belly of the establishment for 40 years. Our number one story on the Countdown: George Carlin died last night in Santa Monica, aged 71, heart failure, just hours after checking himself into a hospital for chest pains. He had been on stage as recently as the weekend earlier, at Las Vegas.