Countdown Tuesday: Brain Taxing
Posted: Tuesday, July 29, 2008 8:52 PM by Countdown
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Read McCain's Lips:
Never mind Senator McCain's flop back today to no tax increases, barely 48 hours after he had insisted that tax increases were not off the table. The Senator's latest motion, leading to a story perhaps even more remarkable. A McCain campaign spokesman actually claiming McCain does not speak for the McCain campaign.
Indicted: Until today, Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska was best known for the 'bridge to nowhere'. A multi-million dollar, pork-barrel project so pointless, it was later abandoned by local officials. But now, the longest-serving Republican Senator becomes the first sitting U-S Senator in fifteen years to be indicted. Ushering in a corruption scandal for this election cycle, which includes the Senator's own re-election bid.
ODDBALL: A horse named Arrr and the Jesus Cheeto now called Cheesus.
Billo Bluster: To repeat an analogy, it was about as surprising as the moment in "Casablanca" where the police captain shut down Rick's because he was shocked, shocked, to discover that gambling was going on. And then the croupier handed him his winnings. You know, not exactly a stunning revelation, like a McCain campaign spokesman saying McCain doesn't speak for the campaign. But the apoplexy has finally hit, about Scott McClellan's "no duh" announcement that his White House used to feed Fox News talking points. But the apoplexy is not coming from, to quote more of Casablanca, the usual suspects: the liberal blogs, me, people who like the government to observe the laws. It's Billo the Clown.
Worst Person in the World: An architect firm, an NYPD officer and Charles Krauthammer all in the running
Live Bait: Only the most bitter and cynical of you might be sitting there thinking, this is almost the story Olbermann has always dreamed of covering: Ryan Seacrest, eaten by a shark. Shame on you. He'd never wish that on anybody. Besides which, the shark only took a small bite out of him. He didn't even miss work at any of his 445 jobs.