Countdown Wednesday: Tire Rotation
Posted: Wednesday, August 06, 2008 8:59 PM by Countdown
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Tire Rotation:
As metaphors go... Senator McCain just got a flat. After nearly a week which he, his surrogates and the R-N-C spent mocking Senator Obama for suggesting -- in response to a question --tire inflation as a way to improve mileage and save gas... Senator McCain has come out and endorsed... tire inflation as a way to improve mileage and save gas. Our fifth story on the Countdown: Senator McCain spinning his wheels. Another apt metaphor.
The "Case" Against Ivins:
A flask of anthrax... was the genetic parent of the 2001 anthrax attacks... According to the Justice Department and the FBI...Today releasing evidence against a dead man who was never even charged let alone tried or convicted -- and declaring that evidence conclusive. In our fourth story on the Countdown... the government declares Dr. Bruce Ivins as the only person responsible for those anthrax attacks... despite an admitted lack of direct evidence.ODDBALL: A two faced kitty, and the worst lawn mower robbers of all time.
McJustice:
Nearly seven years after 9/11... The verdict, today -- in the first test of a legal system made up by President Bush and Senator John McCain -- Salim Hamdan, Osama bin Laden's chauffer and bodyguard, charged with plotting 9/11 and bombings of the USS Cole and US embassies in Africa. Our third story tonight, a Military Commission today found Hamdan guilty... of being Osama bin Laden's chauffer and bodyguard.
Worsts...see below.
WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD: Bill-O, Brian Kilmeade and would-be Democratic Congresswoman Nikki Tinker vie for tonight's top honors.
McMocked: Given the complexity and logic of the energy policy she convincingly recited if not espoused, its time to borrow the line from the movie The Philadelphia Story: Paris Hilton! You have unsuspected depth. But in our number one story on the Countdown: at the other end of that, given the amount of John McCain-bashing inside the Hilton mock presidential ad, it may come as a surprise to you that McCain and his camp claim to have liked it. John McCain! You have unsuspected shallowness.