http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspxBy popular demand, here's the "Dick Cheney in the Bushes" clip we played in the "Soundbites of the Day" segment...Feel free to write your own caption in the comments section (keep 'em clean please), winner will be named official sponsor of an upcomingen-USCommunityServer 2.0 (Build: 60608.1)http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#110954Wed, 04 Apr 2007 04:15:33 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:110954Kevin Conway"Vice Presidnet Cheney prompts Presidnet Bush through hidden microphone at todays press conference."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#110955Wed, 04 Apr 2007 04:15:55 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:110955Nelson, Seattle WA"Thar she blows, a hump like a snowhill...it's Tubby Dick."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#110962Wed, 04 Apr 2007 04:24:59 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:110962Dan, Boston"Until his approval rating climbs above 20%, the White House restraining order on Dick Cheney is still in effect: no less than 500 feet from a working television camera"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#110976Wed, 04 Apr 2007 04:41:09 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:110976M S, Allentown, PAMaking Cheney stand in the bushes is Bush's idea of a time out for the Veep--and long overdue, we might add.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#110990Wed, 04 Apr 2007 04:48:47 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:110990David Bingham, Lyons, COCheney is thinking: "just once, get it right, Georgie"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#110993Wed, 04 Apr 2007 04:49:43 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:110993Hank Thierry, Gaithersburg, mdIts getting harder and harder to pull his strings from these distanceshttp://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#110997Wed, 04 Apr 2007 04:53:19 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:110997Dan, BostonCheney shows up early for White House Easter Egg Hunt, discovers he wasn't invited to major press conference." http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111012Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:11:46 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111012Rocco, DenverI can't believe I ate the whole thing.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111026Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:31:31 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111026Derek, Kinosha WIFunding shmunding...step on it, Dubya. I got some Quiznos indoors I'm fixin' to HOUSE. http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111028Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:34:10 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111028Derek, Kinosha WI"I gotta get some of them astronaut diapers...this guy just won't stop yakkin"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111034Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:37:19 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111034Dr. Rod Strong, Portland, ORCheney thinking: "Where's my gun!"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111035Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:37:42 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111035Justin, Delaware"OMG, will this guy ever STFU? JK, LMAO! Dickie C.: OUT!!!!!!"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111036Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:40:17 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111036Mitchell Mullens, Roanoke VAPay no attention to the man behind the curtain...http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111041Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:48:14 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111041Roy, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.Grassy knoll, grassy knoll, grassy knoll .......http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111043Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:54:36 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111043Nick Jub, Broken Arrow, OK"Shhhhhhhh, be vewy vewy quiet; I'm hunting wabbits, heheheheheheh"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111052Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:13:56 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111052Niels, "Bayou DeGradeabelle", MS"Pay no attention to that man behind the shrubbery! I am Dubya the Great and Powerful, uh, Wizard of . . ."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111053Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:14:55 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111053Debin, Lynchburg, VAPay no heed to the man behind the Bush! Uhh, curtain, I meant curtain.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111054Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:19:01 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111054Josh Richter, Scottsdale, AZI can't believe that he actually put me on "timeout".http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111059Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:29:52 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111059Rob, Indianapols, IndianaCheney looks on admiring the handiwork of his Haliburton engineers... 6 years and the DubyaTron 2000 is still fooling the media. http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111060Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:31:10 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111060Robert Oliver, Phoenix, Arizona "So close, yet so far..."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111066Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:51:52 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111066Josh Richter, Scottsdale, AZHaving written Bush's opening remarks, Cheney knew that a lightning strike was a good possibility.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111074Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:38:55 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111074Brian Gallagher, Boston, MA"There is a great disturbance in the Force"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111075Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:52:21 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111075Mike Harney, Boston, Mass.Edgar Bergen, eat my dust.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111078Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:12:02 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111078Kristin Hutchinson, Shawnee, KS"Oh crap. They must have meant for me to meet WITH the Bushes, not IN the Bushes. Damn, now he's gonna get up there and say whatever he wants. Boy, are WE in trouble!"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111081Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:38:58 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111081Todd, New Orleans, LACheney thinks, "Note to self: Look into a remote control with longer range. This one sucks."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111085Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:27:17 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111085Tim Morehouse, Lynnwood WashingtonDamn this 20 yard restraining order.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111088Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:41:09 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111088Catlin, Murray, KYWait a minute. I thought I was the president.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111096Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:50:48 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111096Keith NYCVice President Dick Cheney, relying on intelligence from the White House Iraq Group, insists that he is standing "right smack in the middle of the action" at a Presidential press availability. He later inquires why no reporters asked him a question.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111099Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:03:03 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111099Laura FitzPatrick, Phoenix, AZHeh, this invisibility cloak is really cool.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111104Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:19:32 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111104BrianI feel like I am in the last throes, if you will, of my Vice Presidency.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111110Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:34:37 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111110Tru M., Cleveland, Ohio"And those idiots think 'secure undisclosed location' means I'm off in a bunker somewhere. Ha!"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111114Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:48:35 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111114J. Livingston Boston, MAPresident Bush, utilizing the leadership skills he picked up on Fox's Nanny 911, neglected to let Cheney out of "the naughty place" in time for today's press conference. http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111116Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:57:28 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111116Tammy, Billings MTWow! George is speaking and Dick's lips didn't move! That's amazing!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111117Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:00:21 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111117JPAmazing! Still can't see the strings.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111126Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:11:02 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111126Sheila Friend, McConnelsville, OhioBush to Cheney prior to the 'Press Conference'..."Sure Dick, I don't mind you being there. But I think it best you don't stand to close to the Podium, It might distract the Press. Why don't you stand, say...In Maryland."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111131Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:22:10 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111131Dennis, Arvada CO"Damnit George, get that funding back or my profits from Haliburton will drop below a million a day and you know I can't build my palace in Dubai without it!"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111133Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:25:48 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111133 Roser Chicago ILUndisclosed location discovered!!!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111134Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:26:00 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111134Dick Drews, Watertown, WisconsinGeez...I wonder if I can get a shot off at this distance ? That is a rabbit hiding behind that podium..Isn't It ???http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111135Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:26:27 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111135Jim Dandy cue dueling banjos music, "he's still sure purtty, but doesn't he ever shut up ?"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111142Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:37:05 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111142Bob, West Islip, New YorkThat's one helluva somber looking garden gnomehttp://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111144Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:41:10 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111144Karl, Cheshire, CT@#$% cloaking device failed again! or... Keep out the Bushes! (with apologies to Jess Jackson)http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111147Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:42:59 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111147Fred, Buffalo, NYLuke.. Surrender to the dark side of the force and together we can rule the galaxy. http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111156Wed, 04 Apr 2007 13:01:38 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111156Charity, Princeton, NJThat new PR person they hired for Cheney is off to a bang-up start.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111164Wed, 04 Apr 2007 13:06:09 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111164Beau, Germantown, TNReports were stunned by President Bush's new insistence that Vice President Cheney stay out of firing range.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111170Wed, 04 Apr 2007 13:11:39 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111170C A, Tuscaloosa, ALWarning!! A Cheney Leaf Viper related to the more commonly known Atheris Squamiggera, or Bush Viper, was seen crawling among the bushes in the Rose Garden. Normally a species found in Africa snake experts surmise a Cheney Viper was released near the White House to ambush any unsuspecting snake hunters from the press. Both species cannot be readily identified solely from body color with a wide range of colorization including that of "yellow". They are also known for their ability to change color hues at will in order to survive. Known to be aggressive ambush predators the Cheney Viper is also recognized by his pronounced keeled scales and wide girth. If seen in the Rose Garden please contact your nearest friendly "RightWingSnakeExterminator". http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111174Wed, 04 Apr 2007 13:15:56 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111174Pete SeinenBush, Cheney stay 500ft apart to avoid holy lightning bolt from eliminating both Pres and VP.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111176Wed, 04 Apr 2007 13:17:23 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111176Pete Seinen Atlanta, GAHey Bushie! Your doing a heck of a job!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111185Wed, 04 Apr 2007 13:23:46 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111185Ed WilsonSorry, boss, but when nature calls........http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111190Wed, 04 Apr 2007 13:29:34 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111190DAVE CROZDAMN ! ! THEY MOVED THE LAND MINES AGAIN AND DIDN'T TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE ! NOW I'M STUCK LISTENING TO BUSHIE SAY THE SAME OL' CRAP OVER AND OVER.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111194Wed, 04 Apr 2007 13:33:00 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111194Paul Reilly NYGood! Good! With each moment you make yourself more my apprentice! Soon you will know the full power of the Dark Side!!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111197Wed, 04 Apr 2007 13:33:34 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111197Sue Atkinson,Flint,Mi.Bush tells Cheney,"One at hand is better than two in the Bush.I can handle this.Really I can."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111202Wed, 04 Apr 2007 13:37:37 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111202G. Tisher Houston, Texas…”I used to be DICK CHENEY…. President of the United States of America…sign.”http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111204Wed, 04 Apr 2007 13:38:28 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111204Ben SaylorOh God, Watching him talk is painful....hopefully this doesn't end up on Countdown.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111208Wed, 04 Apr 2007 13:39:06 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111208Terry Ballard, Merrick, New York"Note to self. Invite the President to go quail hunting."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111215Wed, 04 Apr 2007 13:44:30 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111215Pat, Boston, MACheney thinking: "Look what's become of me. It's really such a shame the president was stupid enough to listen to me instead of listening to Scott Ridder and the weapons inspectors." http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111219Wed, 04 Apr 2007 13:46:37 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111219Janice YoungAdd the Diana Ross song "Waiting in the Wings" to the soundtrac, over Bush's speech.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111236Wed, 04 Apr 2007 13:59:30 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111236Marc BThe last time something that evil got so close to something that clueless, Adam and Eve got chucked from the garden of Eden.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111237Wed, 04 Apr 2007 13:59:42 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111237Jeff ShawDarth Vader lurking until just the right time to join Darth Sidious to tell the Force to F-Off! http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111282Wed, 04 Apr 2007 14:26:19 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111282Tom Lineweaver, Temagami, Ontario"Bushmaster, on post."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111315Wed, 04 Apr 2007 14:44:36 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111315July, OhioIt's kind of like a grassy knoll.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111321Wed, 04 Apr 2007 14:46:57 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111321Tom Y MNThe Parallax Viewhttp://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111322Wed, 04 Apr 2007 14:46:59 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111322Ashen ShardWhile walking through the garden, Cheney has a hallucination that he is in the African jungle with his hero, Teddy Roosevelt, hunting the highly elusive Favorable Poll Ratings.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111338Wed, 04 Apr 2007 14:54:29 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111338Jeff Shaw, Auburn, WashingtonDarth Vader lurking until just the right time to join Darth Sidious to tell the Force to F-Off! http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111341Wed, 04 Apr 2007 14:56:15 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111341Heather, San Gabriel, CA"Be reawwwy qwiet, I'm hunting tewwowists."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111343Wed, 04 Apr 2007 14:57:06 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111343DCohn, Cleveland,OH"Bushwacked again, it is not enough that I need to be so many yards away from the Senate, now the President"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111344Wed, 04 Apr 2007 14:57:15 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111344Isaac Martinez, Santa Fe, New MexicoTricky Dick on watch..........no covert operatives here.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111347Wed, 04 Apr 2007 14:58:05 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111347Susan, Western KYI believe the word "otherworldliness" was used (in the NYT) this morning to describe the demeanor of this administration.....http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111357Wed, 04 Apr 2007 15:01:35 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111357Dawn McL, St. Paul, MNPsssst, press guy. Ask him about Sanjaya. heh, heh, heh.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111367Wed, 04 Apr 2007 15:06:22 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111367Karen Lynn, Toledo, OhioCheney: (big sigh) It looks like Fox News is the only one that still believes this tripe.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111369Wed, 04 Apr 2007 15:07:42 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111369JW, ChicagoArrr. (sigh) Well sink me; I can't believe they are still buying this bilge! Shiver me timbers, that Rove could sell sand to an Iraqi, Arrr. Smartly there Cap’n, then it’s off to another vacation with ye. Aye, I’ll remain to plunder what me can. Arrrrrrrrrr.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111381Wed, 04 Apr 2007 15:13:33 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111381Lisa PoltzDamn that Bush! Another blasted press conference out in the mid-day sun. VP Cheney a.k.a. Count Cheney, forced yet again to remain in the shade lest he burn to ashes. http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111387Wed, 04 Apr 2007 15:15:49 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111387Roser,I don't want to smell your body spray from here.....http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111388Wed, 04 Apr 2007 15:15:58 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111388Mike Ruggles, Willard, Ohio"Man I'll be glad when they get the bathroom fixed!"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111389Wed, 04 Apr 2007 15:16:24 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111389Joe Raskin, Brooklyn, NYFor God's sake!!!! Can't someone go to the bathroom without everyone staring at him??????http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111410Wed, 04 Apr 2007 15:25:06 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111410Susan"Aw shucks. They started without me. Now I have to stand over here and........wait, is that a camera focused on me? Now I really look like a dork."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111425Wed, 04 Apr 2007 15:31:34 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111425Dave EvansCome out, come out, wherever you are! -The Pissed-Off Munchkinshttp://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111439Wed, 04 Apr 2007 15:38:18 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111439Tim Disz, Sarasota, Fl.I can't believe that congress withheld funds for my "undisclosed" locations.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111468Wed, 04 Apr 2007 15:47:45 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111468Don JoHurry up, dummy, I've gotta pee!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111478Wed, 04 Apr 2007 15:51:53 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111478Kita, Minneapolis, MNWe wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little democrats. Wicked, tricksy, false!*cough* gollum, gollum http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111480Wed, 04 Apr 2007 15:53:29 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111480John H, Chicago ILWhile it is effective at any range, Cheney finds his mind control over Bush to be most effective when he can see his beady little eyes. http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111484Wed, 04 Apr 2007 15:54:11 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111484Beverly Pous, 4500 NE 134th Ave. Elkhart, Iowa 50073Hmmm, where is Bin Laden? Is he under this bush? Is he under that bush...come out come out where ever you are!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111486Wed, 04 Apr 2007 15:55:46 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111486Chris, SLC UTwhere's my beanohttp://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111511Wed, 04 Apr 2007 16:12:58 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111511Dave, LA, CAFrom the Emperor in Return of the Jedi" You..like your father...are now...MINE!"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111519Wed, 04 Apr 2007 16:17:07 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111519jim wilcox, battle mountain, nevada Dammit, my vocals don't seem to be operative and this power cord is too short to get by george. Guess I'll have to give him a pony ride and fire that new electrician. God, how I miss Scooter, he knew all of my many power needs. Did o'riley cut off my mike by mistake?http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111532Wed, 04 Apr 2007 16:21:11 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111532Serena Valdettaro, Arlington, MassachusettsBrokeback Rose Garden @>-^-http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111536Wed, 04 Apr 2007 16:22:23 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111536Jeff Yohe Murfreesboro Tn.This path is the only way to get to the mens room in the west wing and president pinhead is blocking it with his "news conference"... I THINK I'M GOING TO PEE MYSELF !!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111548Wed, 04 Apr 2007 16:25:18 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111548jim wilcox, battle mountain, nevadaHoly smokes, a power surge, I suppose. Walk and talk fuses seem to be blown. Hope this emergency scowl and glare works, again. Oh well, it's great for scaring people and small animals-i love that. Fix those fuses, scooter, but wait 'til I make barney pee on the carpet.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111550Wed, 04 Apr 2007 16:26:05 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111550Linda R., New MexicoBald chubby step-child not welcome at Bush family event.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111565Wed, 04 Apr 2007 16:32:39 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111565Jack, St. LouisGive him something for my nerves!!!!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111584Wed, 04 Apr 2007 16:40:27 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111584K.S. Berkeley Heights, NJ"Say it like we rehearsed, or you won't get any chocolate pudding for dessert! "I mean it George!" "I'm watching you!"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111589Wed, 04 Apr 2007 16:42:21 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111589Pat, Scituate, RICrap! I think I shot another lawyer! He ran in here!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111592Wed, 04 Apr 2007 16:44:14 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111592Steve Turner Cedar Falls Iowa"..from here, one bush looks just like the other..."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111597Wed, 04 Apr 2007 16:45:44 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111597Justin Seremet, Los Angeles, CAMichael Myers patiently stalks another victimhttp://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111606Wed, 04 Apr 2007 16:48:18 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111606JAM Pittsburgh, PAClueless Veep, having been given flawed "intelligence", misinterprets the meaning of "Bushie."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111607Wed, 04 Apr 2007 16:48:52 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111607Jerry HarrisDamn - if only I had gotten to Gollum first, then I would have the precious...http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111626Wed, 04 Apr 2007 16:52:42 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111626Dave M. Johnstown PaI sure hope they did not catch me pulling up my zipper!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111635Wed, 04 Apr 2007 16:55:13 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111635Mike Connell"No WMD's here!!"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111675Wed, 04 Apr 2007 17:13:21 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111675Robyn S"Sorry, It was the beans I ate last night." Blame the Democrats!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111676Wed, 04 Apr 2007 17:13:37 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111676John R. Yurchek, Milltown, N.J.Just add water and "VOILA !!!" - a "Turdblossem" grows !!!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111696Wed, 04 Apr 2007 17:22:48 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111696KK, South Florida"It's amazing what Halliburton can get these remote controlled monkeys to do. Now if I press this button he'll call 'em "the Democrat Party." Hehh, hehh, hehh.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111706Wed, 04 Apr 2007 17:28:30 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111706DCohn, Cleveland,OHI wonder if the Easter Bunny will let me borrow his costume so I can get back into the White House. I learned the "hippity hop song" just for the President.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111709Wed, 04 Apr 2007 17:29:17 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111709Nick, Cromwell, CTWith Dick Cheney tucked away in some underground bunker, his aides often set up this cardboard cutout of the vice-president in order to keep President Bush from getting any "crazy" ideas about ending the war in Iraq.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111762Wed, 04 Apr 2007 17:50:06 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111762JW, ChicagoSomeone left the cake out in the rain, I don't think that I can take it, bah bah dee da da bah bum bum. hmm hmm hmm dah dah...http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111767Wed, 04 Apr 2007 17:53:20 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111767David Shuman, Livonia, MichiganStay down, Scooter!!!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111782Wed, 04 Apr 2007 17:57:40 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111782eric, nashport OHPULL!!!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111801Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:06:52 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111801Mark, Allentown, PASecret Secured Off-Site Location of V.P. during Public Presidential Appearances Revealedhttp://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111813Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:12:55 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111813Marian Payne, Little Rock, ARVP Cheney thought it odd that the Secret Service had asked him to stand several yards out of line-of-sight of the podium. After the conference, Mr. Cheney removed his jacket noting someone had painted a large bullseye on the back. Mr. Cheney mused silently, "those crazy guys! April Fools was Sunday!"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111818Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:15:28 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111818Joe - Westmont, ILLynne, get up; there are cameras rolling!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111839Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:20:47 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111839wm jacksonDamn this "secure location".http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111843Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:23:15 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111843Joanne Hobson, New Orleans, LAHeck- now they know my "undisclosed locations".http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111908Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:44:35 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111908Bet purdy,roseville, CA The "DC" Bush Master doing his thing...while lurking on...http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111921Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:48:21 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111921Elizabeth M, New York, NY"Man, do I wish I had my shotgun right about now."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111925Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:49:06 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111925Mike, Blacksburg, VaI can't believe they took my gun away after I shot the last guy. I mean, I could do away with his poll number, and get myself a promotion and a pay raise in one shot. 3 birds with one shell, ha!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111940Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:53:37 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111940A. Nonymous Denver COoh gawd, not again...where am I?...how did I get to the Rose Garden?...how much did I drink last night?...is that another dead hooker?...this is gonna be a looong April.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#111980Wed, 04 Apr 2007 19:11:07 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:111980David Morton, Chattanooga TNYou know, Helen Thomas ain't half bad from a distance. http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112030Wed, 04 Apr 2007 19:29:50 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112030Dave Adams, Belmont, CA"Oh Jeeze I hope nobody saw that... How come there's never a dang bathroom around when you need one?"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112044Wed, 04 Apr 2007 19:35:26 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112044paul gregg, denverAh Geez... What a time for a pant leg dribble...http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112046Wed, 04 Apr 2007 19:36:13 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112046rjones2818, somewhere in IndianaWith my special anti-christ power, I'll be able to get the nitwit to say exactly what America needs to hear so that we can continue our happy way toward Armageddon. Bwahahahahahahahhttp://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112047Wed, 04 Apr 2007 19:36:45 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112047John H, Chicago ILDammit, I wish he'd just stick to the script. They're never gonna' buy this crap the way he tells it. MRAH!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112053Wed, 04 Apr 2007 19:37:52 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112053Aimee, Pittsburgh, PAWhew! Got to get that lingering sulfer smell from my last visit to Hell off of me before anyone sees me!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112068Wed, 04 Apr 2007 19:43:19 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112068David, IndianaPeeping Dick coaches George on his sixth sense.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112069Wed, 04 Apr 2007 19:43:19 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112069bill t, cincinnati, ohGood boy. Now I'll take you for a walk!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112101Wed, 04 Apr 2007 19:55:35 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112101jim wilcoxWhere did that guy go who was supposed to be appointed as the father of my new grandbaby? Anybody see a carpet cleaner? Will cigars be appropriate unisex chilbirth gift, Monica?http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112115Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:01:17 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112115Pedro De Paca, Imperial CAThe Knights who say Ni asked me to bring them a shrubbery, maybe a Bush will do.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112126Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:09:05 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112126Steve, Randolph, VT"George said those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere round here."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112128Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:10:38 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112128Dean Jurgen, Littiz, PABully stands in the bushes while Bush stands and bullies!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112131Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:13:01 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112131Gabriel Alvarado, Houston, TXI wonder which bush the memo meant...http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112132Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:13:03 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112132Raymond Belanger, Chilliwack, BC, Canada"The Fox Noise guys were supposed to meet me here one hour ago to prepare this propaganda speech. Damn, now Georgy needs to try to improvise. Good thing he knows how to lie."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112134Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:14:03 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112134Barbara Jean, Pompano Beach, FLDarth Vader....Waiting to Board the Ship that just landed on the Death Star.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112154Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:25:03 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112154jim wilcox,battle mountain, nev.Maybe this look will get me a signature bobblehead. Hmmmmm, do I own Mattel?http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112158Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:27:13 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112158G.FrankWhite House Rose Garden complete with shrub and thorn.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112167Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:30:42 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112167Alexandria VAClear face shot from here...http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112171Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:32:19 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112171Just Saying, Here, NowWhat a time for my <a name="winner">Viagara</a> to kick in!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112184Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:37:57 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112184Pat, Seattle, WACheney prepares to use his Sith mind powers of persuasion on President Bushhttp://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112242Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:56:59 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112242Dr Scott, Weston, FLIf he gives away the secret recipe for Bush's Baked Beans we're going to have to make him disappear...http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112249Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:57:34 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112249K. Louis Kendall, Madison, WICheney keeping his pimp hand strong.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112251Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:57:59 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112251Rose, Hudson, Florida Deluded Cheney smelled sweet sulfer from down under wafting through the bushes of devil thorns. Darn. It's just Shrub eating bunny eggs early again. Eggs? Hunt? Where's my birdshot?http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112285Wed, 04 Apr 2007 21:05:14 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112285Gerald Von RiesenOK enough fun lets stop the spin unless you want to change your name. Looks to me like he is just waiting for his turn to speak. Spin is for Republicans.....http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112328Wed, 04 Apr 2007 21:19:21 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112328Paul Scanlin, Amarillo, TXHere a bush, there a Bush- everywhere a bush Bush!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112330Wed, 04 Apr 2007 21:20:51 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112330Tom Healy Medford,Or."Only two more years with this Clown!? Can we Survive it?" Karl Ponders.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112343Wed, 04 Apr 2007 21:27:46 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112343Tom Healy Medford,Or."This bush is smarter...and this one ...and this one...and this one...",Dick assess Whitehouse personell.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112344Wed, 04 Apr 2007 21:28:08 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112344Amy C. , NC"I hope he wraps it up soon, I don't have all day to tell him about the rabbits again."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112367Wed, 04 Apr 2007 21:41:26 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112367Alice C-T, Seattle, WAI'm the offsider.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112370Wed, 04 Apr 2007 21:42:07 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112370GregFBush: "I see dead people."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112376Wed, 04 Apr 2007 21:45:38 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112376Lucie S, Glenview, ILPhew, they shouldn't be able to smell this from here!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112397Wed, 04 Apr 2007 21:58:48 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112397Lisa, NJI guess I need to find another place to sunbathe.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112398Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:00:04 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112398LP, Union, NJI mean it...I will tell my Mommy if you don't invite me...http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112402Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:04:20 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112402George, Dallas, TX1 in the Rose Garden beats 2 in the Bush. http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112404Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:06:53 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112404Sean McCabe, Woodside, CA"Don't say 'suiciders' George...please don't say 'suiciders'...aw, damn...you said 'suiciders'..."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112409Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:08:41 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112409SamDamn, Barney's been behind the Bushes again and I've stepped in it again.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112419Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:16:36 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112419frank bonas jr, browns mills, new jerseySomebody get my shotgun, I know there's someone out there with one.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112427Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:22:50 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112427Ivan Graham, Orlando, FL"Mmmm... Back in 'Nam, I'd have to cut a path through this stuff with my bayonet while crawling on my leech-covered belly. Now I just make that idiot over there do it for me." (cue evil-genius laugh)http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112428Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:22:53 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112428Nathan, Yarmouth Port, MAI'll wait here until these insurgents have their last throes, then I will be greeted like LIBERATORS!!! http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112438Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:33:34 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112438Jeff Jurgensen, Cedar Rapids, IowaDick Cheney, accompanied by all of his friends, ponders a world where a moron can be president while heartless evil bastards such as him must remain in the shadows.....http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112442Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:37:17 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112442Bob Raucci, St. Charles, IlA SNAKE IN THE GRASS!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112512Wed, 04 Apr 2007 23:27:19 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112512Tru M., Cleveland, Ohio"Hi. Is it nice hiding out there in the bushes?...Mr. Rove, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. What brought you here today?...You came here because you thought you were going to meet an 86-year-old woman, didn't you?...A member of the White House Press Corps?...What do you mean, you were just going to hang out with her and listen to the President for a while? That's not what you told her online, is it?..."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112543Thu, 05 Apr 2007 00:02:59 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112543HogfanRelease the hounds!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112561Thu, 05 Apr 2007 00:27:37 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112561Dave Brown Vancouver WA"...Man that burrito just won't stay put..."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112576Thu, 05 Apr 2007 01:04:16 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112576David Roberts, Mobile, AlabamaTalk about a snake in the grass..........er, Bushes!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112590Thu, 05 Apr 2007 01:20:58 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112590Adrian C Calgary, ABNot quite time to take the training wheels off Georgie yet.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112616Thu, 05 Apr 2007 01:55:53 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112616Paul, Elizabeth, New JerseyCan't a guy take a leak in peace?http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112643Thu, 05 Apr 2007 02:27:50 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112643Pam Henry, Louisa, KY"And at that moment, dear, was the end of what we called the Easter Bunny. He was found a few feet away from Darth Cheney, his true demise still unknown today, but believed to be total shock seeing a vampire in the sunlight. Sweet dreams." http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112648Thu, 05 Apr 2007 02:42:58 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112648Louise Margarite, El Paso, TXAfternoon of the Living Dead ...... Truly watching this clip was like watching the beginning of a scary movie or the beginning of one of the more terrifying scenes in it... unfortunately, it isn't a movie ...that makes it even more frighteninghttp://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112665Thu, 05 Apr 2007 03:02:41 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112665mike lCheney's impressed with his new ventriloquism act: "Wow, I can throw my voice from all the way over here!"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112667Thu, 05 Apr 2007 03:03:38 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112667Bill Thomas, Cape Cod, MA"Heh, I'll bet they can't see my mouth moving from way back here."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112682Thu, 05 Apr 2007 03:25:01 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112682Willie Sanger, San Leandro, CalifPsst! Psst! Hey! Dummy! I haven't started talking yet so stop moving your lips. God! what I won't do for fame and money!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112685Thu, 05 Apr 2007 03:29:57 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112685Beau, Germantown, TN"I knew I shouldn't have volunteered to help Barney 'do his business'!"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112693Thu, 05 Apr 2007 03:46:59 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112693MelanieVice President Cheney slipping back into the White House after his weekly AA meeting. http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112694Thu, 05 Apr 2007 03:48:06 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112694Josh Bell"Be vawy vawy quite, I'm huntin' Texan. Huhuhuhuhua!"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112711Thu, 05 Apr 2007 04:38:20 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112711JWhitCheney bears a striking resemblance to Clinton...after his meetings with Monica. :) Maybe he's been "smoking cigars"????http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112734Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:27:44 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112734Jack Power*sigh*... Only 656 days, 14 hours, 37 minutes to go until I can collect my Halliburton money. http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112747Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:02:32 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112747AnonymousThe shubbery is just a heartbeat away,http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112758Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:14:08 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112758Scot Murphy"Must...restrain...death ray vision..."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112767Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:21:54 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112767Robert Perrault, ( Omaha, Ne.) " Cheney urgently seeks privacy in the shrubs as he considers future use of astronaut diapers "http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112768Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:28:22 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112768Robert Perrault ( Omaha Ne ) " Where did Juan, the (illegal immigrant) contracted landscaper go to " ?http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112769Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:37:08 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112769Robert Perrault ( Omaha Ne ) Cheney, " I wonder if anyone over there would like to go hunting with me this weekend " ?http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112770Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:39:19 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112770Robert Perrault ( Omaha Ne ) " ouch, Hurry up George, I need help. Its caught on my zipper again ".http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112771Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:40:07 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112771R. Northern CaliforniaYou should see where George assigned Condi to stand!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112772Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:44:03 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112772Robert Perrault ( Omaha Ne ) " The greatest ventriloquist in the world "http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112773Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:44:16 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112773Stanley Rosenthal, Bellaire, TexasThe lunatic, is on the grasshttp://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112775Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:46:18 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112775Robert Perrault (Omaha Ne ) " I have to lurk in the shadows, if you will ".http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112784Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:14:35 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112784kevertsIs this mic on? Can you hear me NOW?!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112791Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:59:20 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112791Gary, Cape Haze, Florida"We told Cheney to stand next to Bush at the press conference. Next time we'll be a little more precise."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112842Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:16:05 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112842Y. Hennessee, Red-Neck Paradise, LaScooter.......here Scooter.....Where's Dickey's little boy?http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112896Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:50:12 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112896anonymous"What's that idiot up to now? Geez, you can't leave the kids alone for a minute without them saying something stupid"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112898Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:51:18 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112898Lyn Elkind"OK, who let him out again and allowed him to talk. Rove, you're really in trouble now!"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112905Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:57:12 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112905T Wilson, Cocoa Beach FLIt’s surprising... the puppet controls work from this far away.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112960Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:43:37 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112960Cur dog in Texas"George.....we can make this....our little secret"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112961Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:44:49 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112961Cur dog in Texas"Anger management pisses me off!!!!"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#112966Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:47:58 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:112966Phil Jonsson Monticello, MNCheney arrives early for what Bush proudly hails will be the largest game of Where's Waldo ever conducted on the White House lawn.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113015Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:22:35 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113015ReneeCheney keeping a good eye on Bush, letiing him know if you screw this one up, you're still in range of the Electro-Shock. " It rubs the lotion in or gets the hose again"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113047Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:40:42 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113047Cur dog in Texas"I've lied so much I guess I'll have to get someone else to call my dogs"....do this more often, some of these captions are so funny, I laughed so hard I think I shook a lung loose.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113108Thu, 05 Apr 2007 16:50:28 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113108mike stern, Montrose, Colorado"not a quail or a lawyer in sight when you need one." or "this bush is smarter than my boss."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113125Thu, 05 Apr 2007 17:02:59 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113125Gail FrankAww...Aww...When Karl said I'd be the lead loyal Bushie I didn't know he had this in mind!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113132Thu, 05 Apr 2007 17:06:01 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113132Dan, Dublin,New HampshireNobody could POSSIBLY see me playing with myself out HERE! Oh yeah... Go George, GO!!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113139Thu, 05 Apr 2007 17:11:29 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113139Gail FrankRare footage of a Lurking Lead Loyal Bushie; note the hypervigalent stance as he monitors his prey. This bred is North America's most voracious preditor.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113156Thu, 05 Apr 2007 17:28:55 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113156Pam Lynn, Houston, TexasI gotta stand over here so they can't here me say "f*&$ over the mic when I talk about the Democrats.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113157Thu, 05 Apr 2007 17:29:35 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113157Tom Nudge, Franklin Lakes, NJCheney: Can you hear me now?http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113160Thu, 05 Apr 2007 17:33:11 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113160Dana Hall, Crawford, Minnesota"Remember George, I stand here out of their sight, BEHIND THE BUSH to emphasize to you I control the BUSH PRESIDENCY. Now I have to show myself just to make sure you don't falter on my legacy as the real man who ran this country. Don't you turn on me boy!!!!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113170Thu, 05 Apr 2007 17:42:26 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113170M. A. Simet, Park Ridge, NJWhen ya gotta go, ya gotta go.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113190Thu, 05 Apr 2007 17:55:12 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113190D. Drake, Dedeham, MAMaybe if I stand real still no one will know I'm even here...http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113207Thu, 05 Apr 2007 18:07:08 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113207Marilyn, Quincy, IllinoisPresident Shrub pretends he's "The Decider", while the real decider pretends he's a shrub!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113222Thu, 05 Apr 2007 18:17:27 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113222Jim WolfeThe toad swells with disgust as his arm flaps angrily against his side."I coulda had a V-8!" http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113235Thu, 05 Apr 2007 18:26:41 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113235J.C."Ahhh" "I feel so much better now!" Although it would have been even better if I could have pissed on that other bush over there".."I would so love to piss on that idiot". "When are they gonna impeach the jerk anyhow?" "Oh where" "oh where" is my gun when I need it? "I have such a perfect shot!""and besides...I swear that that George Bush is looking more and more like a quail everyday" I wonder" "is it too soon to claim another hunting accident?" "Hey" "Is that a camera I see over there pointed at me?" "yipes" " "Run Folley" "don't let them catch us alone...together...here in the bushes."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113258Thu, 05 Apr 2007 18:55:44 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113258Cur dog in TexasIt's AAAALLLLLIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113263Thu, 05 Apr 2007 18:58:12 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113263Cindy Duke, Overland Park, KSCheney cowers, deciding not to join Bush on the "front lines".....http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113267Thu, 05 Apr 2007 19:00:12 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113267EJZ, Morgantown, West VirginiaCome on Georgie, it's spring break and we're already two rounds behind at the Town and Country Lounge, and I sure as Hell don't want to miss the wet t-shirt contest.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113291Thu, 05 Apr 2007 19:12:47 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113291Sally Mona Lucy Diblets, New YorkPeeping Dick?http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113297Thu, 05 Apr 2007 19:17:23 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113297Liz, Fullerton, CAPeee-yew! Talk about weapons of mass destruction - they oughtta ban Rosarita Refries! I just hope the wind doesn't shift - there could be casualties...http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113305Thu, 05 Apr 2007 19:23:14 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113305John Doe, Seattle, Wash.And to think, just 5 1/2 years ago, Junior was reading, "The Pet Goat" My, they grow up fast.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113319Thu, 05 Apr 2007 19:30:59 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113319Henry Guerra, San Antonio, TexasI THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING AN EASTER QUAIL PARTY!!!!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113335Thu, 05 Apr 2007 19:48:14 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113335Robert - Albany, OR"Pay no attention to that man behind the bushes"! http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113343Thu, 05 Apr 2007 19:54:07 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113343Narre, ConnecticutRats are nocturnal. Daytime sightings of rat activity may indicate either overpopulation, or a disturbance of their nesting areas.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113345Thu, 05 Apr 2007 19:59:34 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113345C A, Tuscaloosa, AlFollowing word that President Bush recently banished VP Dick Cheney to a secret and undisclosed location for the rest of his term reporters were surprised to see the VP standing among the rose garden boxwoods during a recent press conference. When a high-level aide was later questioned about this strange phenomena he admitted off the record to another of Cheney's stategic blunders stating the VP's intended location was Boxwood Island just off the coast from Rose Garden, Texas. http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113362Thu, 05 Apr 2007 20:17:13 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113362Sandy K. Sarlo, Easthampton, MADarn! All these reporters gathered in one place and me without my hunting rifle. And I could have had that little nitwit, George, as well.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113396Thu, 05 Apr 2007 20:40:40 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113396Jeff, Lindenhurst, NYDon't mind me, I just wanted to stand next to a Bush that didn't give me an allergic reaction.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113408Thu, 05 Apr 2007 20:46:24 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113408Ron Costello Warminster Pa.Be verwy verwy quite im hunting verwy verwy dangerous day dweamers.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113422Thu, 05 Apr 2007 20:53:44 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113422Kevin Quill, L.A., CaliforniaHurry up and finish, I gotta go!... Damn! There's never an astronaut with adult diapers around when you need one.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113432Thu, 05 Apr 2007 21:00:56 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113432Steve Burns, St. Paul, MN"Shhh. Mark, get me my gun. I see a turkey with two broken wings. I could put him out of his misery. . .I'm close enough to make a clean shot. . .and stop that horrible, painful noise. . . "http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113433Thu, 05 Apr 2007 21:02:08 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113433Tina Herald, Cincinnati, OHOkay, Doufus, I'm way over here so I can say this louder and slowly into your little spy receiver ... for the 8 thousandth time, it's 'NEW - KLEE - ER'! Now say it correctly ... Doh! http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113435Thu, 05 Apr 2007 21:02:34 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113435CANADA GUY"I'm invisible. Ha! I'll rule the world! Look, look! You can't see me! Hee, hee, heeee! Hmmmm? Wonder what would happen if I was invisible and had a gun... Bet ya I could shoot a guy in the face and not get caught! He, he he... BANG! Did I scare ya? He, he... Just kiddin'... I'm still invisible, right?"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113447Thu, 05 Apr 2007 21:11:17 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113447Michele Cohen, Mount Laurel, NJ" Damn, when is he gonna learn the way back to the White House on his own ?" http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113448Thu, 05 Apr 2007 21:11:23 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113448Doug Gunderson La Crosse, WIA new definition of alone: When Even Dick Cheney doesn't want to be seen with the President.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113453Thu, 05 Apr 2007 21:14:28 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113453Kevin Quill, L.A., CaliforniaA proud Gepetto basks in the glow of his greatest creation. Note: A co-worker of mine said this video doesn't need a caption. Just add the sound of the heavy breathing of Darth Vader.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113476Thu, 05 Apr 2007 21:42:04 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113476Pete C. Hamburg, NY"I know I left my Scooter over here somewhere...."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113490Thu, 05 Apr 2007 21:51:28 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113490Nathan, Yarmouth Port, MA"WE ARE THE KNIGHTS THAT SAY 'NEE' NEE! NEE!"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113515Thu, 05 Apr 2007 22:14:14 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113515Michael, Melrose, MAOK C-Span, I see your camera. Screw-you. And screw Leahy. And screw Flanders. Stupid Flanders...http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113518Thu, 05 Apr 2007 22:18:09 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113518sue r bowers, point reyes station, ca 94956heeeer quayly, quayly....heeer quayly, quayly!!!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113519Thu, 05 Apr 2007 22:20:59 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113519Gary S., Houston, TXCheney, unable to relieve himself of Bush, settles for relieving himself on a bush.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113529Thu, 05 Apr 2007 22:28:21 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113529Addison C. Gainous, Daphne, ALCheney: "That'll do, Bushy, that'll do."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113537Thu, 05 Apr 2007 22:40:27 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113537Joe DerwinHmmm? If I use a load with #7 shot, I could probably bring him down from here!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113539Thu, 05 Apr 2007 22:42:22 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113539Bruce Larson Elmhurst, ILIf he would stop bobbing his head, I could shoot an apple off it from herehttp://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113543Thu, 05 Apr 2007 22:53:53 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113543BJ, Snohomish, WAThey had to keep him far enough away from the microwave...http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113549Thu, 05 Apr 2007 22:57:10 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113549Shirley Kittrell St.Louis, Mo. I think he was getting ready to take a pee....and realized, numbskull, that he was on camera....whatever it was hilarioushttp://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113563Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:28:27 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113563Leah Starr, San Antonio, TexasDarth Vader: You have failed for the last time, Admiral.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113581Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:56:12 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113581kathi, seattle,washCheney Dodges Press, Peltings. Works Dubya-Tron from Undisclosed Location.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113582Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:56:14 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113582Katherine, Sturgis, MichiganJesus, I knew I should've brought my mobility scooter.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113589Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:09:31 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113589Keith Blevins,Eugene,ORSomething in the bu$hes, moved. And tracked me like a motherhumper, Something in his way, he spooked me. I don't want to leave here now, You know that I'm scared, and how. (With apologies to George Harrison, may he rest in peace.)http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113606Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:43:08 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113606Karen Webb, Moore, OklahomaWhite House unveils new Garden Golem lawn ornament. http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113614Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:56:11 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113614Barry Baker, Albany, NYA bird in the hand is better flipped to Dick in the Bush!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113615Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:58:00 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113615Kyle Richards, Towson, MDNot only does the President stand alone.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113617Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:03:31 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113617J M danbury, CTEVERYTHING about the war in Iraq looks a lot better from here! George, trust me, the Bush is the place to be :Dhttp://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113631Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:28:31 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113631Steve Fry, Seattle, WAVice President Cheney contemplates which Bush has the most brains.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113633Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:38:49 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113633A.J. MullerWith a start, a wave of bone-chilling terror washed over him as Cheney realized that Bush's earpiece had gone dead; as Bush began to stammer his way through nonsensical ad-libs and improvised statements, Cheney was relieved to find that no one noticed, as the script he had written for little Georgie and the claptrap emanating from his mouth were, by and large, the same tired crap they had been spouting for six years running.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113636Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:44:48 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113636Uri, PhillyThe man behind the Shrub, both literally and figuratively. http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113653Fri, 06 Apr 2007 02:18:57 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113653L SmithThe weasel is probably practicing to be a special agent Spy......http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113659Fri, 06 Apr 2007 02:31:38 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113659John Wood Sr, Deer Park, OH"If he goes off script this time, I'm gonna kill Barney".http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113662Fri, 06 Apr 2007 02:34:15 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113662jan M , Owensboro, Kymaybe from this distance, the press won't see How EXCITED, I get , when Georgie speakshttp://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113666Fri, 06 Apr 2007 02:38:09 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113666John Wood Sr, Deer Park, OHLurch lurks while Jerk workshttp://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113667Fri, 06 Apr 2007 02:41:29 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113667John Wood Sr, Deer Park, OHArrghh! Somebody is wearing garlic!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113701Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:33:11 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113701Abigail Adams, Brunswick, MaineIsn't this the Korean War Memorial?http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113707Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:46:59 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113707Dorothy Collins, Baton Rouge, LA"I wonder if there's a clear shot from here to there."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113775Fri, 06 Apr 2007 11:04:31 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113775John c., russell, maAnd in a shocking development, Bigfoot was seen lurking in the bushes near today's Presidential news conference.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113794Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:19:01 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113794David PGeorgie's supervisor monitors his performance, hoping the trainee doesn't wander off-script AGAIN.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113805Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:40:50 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113805Catherine, Nutley, NJNo one knows what it's like to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes. No one knows what it's like to be hated, to be faded, to telling only lies...http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#113939Fri, 06 Apr 2007 14:49:53 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:113939T Conway, IllinoisIt's "the my guts and your blood gang".http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#114183Fri, 06 Apr 2007 17:42:13 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:114183M. BoleyLooks like Cheney needs a little NutraSystem in his life.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#114355Fri, 06 Apr 2007 19:43:02 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:114355K Bay Atlanta GAHurry it up, we've got a meeting in a few min-- wait, is that a dove? A lawyer? Where's Scalia with my "28?"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#114364Fri, 06 Apr 2007 19:48:34 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:114364K Bay,Atlanta GA"Hurry up George, my leg is trying to defect from my body. again." OR "Damn, I thought I just put new batteries in this remote."http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#114410Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:33:06 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:114410Sheila Friend, McConnelsville, OhioMusic to play over the video..."All by myself, don't wanna be all by myself, anymore..." http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#114579Fri, 06 Apr 2007 23:23:50 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:114579ZWHe told me "I" could give the speech this time, but...... he said the press wouldn't be here for another hour. Am I being punked?"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#114581Fri, 06 Apr 2007 23:29:41 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:114581Norma Shattuck, Oakland, CaliforniaNews-Flash: A man believed to be Vice-President Dick Cheney has been apprehended and arrested for violating a hitherto obscure Homeland Security statute forbidding “Loitering on White House grounds with possible intent to lurk.” Though he has refused to verify his identity, the burly, well-dressed man was quoted by a bystander as repeatedly muttering, “Is a king cuffed? An emperor asked for I.D.? the Pope treated as a perp?” http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#114960Sat, 07 Apr 2007 17:02:30 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:114960Gail FrankRare footage of the endangered "Unindited Loyal Bushie", note the hypervigalent stance as he monitors his prey. This bred is North America's most voracious preditor consuming almost all resources in it's path and leaving the landscape barren for other species.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#114963Sat, 07 Apr 2007 17:11:29 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:114963Gail FrankOk Georgie, use your magic words...that's right; central front, fight 'em there, support the troops. Good boy! Hee, Hee, magic is money!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#115198Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:15:57 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:115198Maddocs, Tulsa Ok"Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people." Campaign strategy of Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot, more famously known as The Penguin. Quick! To the Batmobile!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#115302Sun, 08 Apr 2007 20:45:19 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:115302Marty, Chesapeake, VA"While you're asking for more troops, I'll gaurd your left flank and Barney will cover your right"http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#130449Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:15:51 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:130449Greg Gummer Towson MdAfter viewing this video, I can only say God help us!http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#132621Wed, 11 Apr 2007 18:53:46 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:132621CMPWith the INXS song 'Devil Inside' playing, change the words to: Look at him go, look at him kick It's no wonder that his name is Dick Devil inside, devil inside Every single one of us A devil insidehttp://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#157996Thu, 19 Apr 2007 15:08:45 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:157996Rich, Peekskill, NYDamn It George, Shut Up!! I'm waiting to shoot the Quail.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#189767Sat, 12 May 2007 08:37:37 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:189767Gail FrankIn preparation for the upcomming supeonas, Cheney's mind has been wiped clean. Disoriented, he had a strange impulse to stand by the bushes as he watched some guy mangle a speech.http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/04/03/110941.aspx#296350Sun, 29 Jul 2007 18:03:12 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:296350A.J. MarchiselloSoon, the Dark Side will reveal itself...