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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Some Things Are Better Left Out of the Papers</title><link>http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/02/28/74332.aspx</link><description>Props must be given to FARK for spotting this unfortunate headline in the Green Bay Press Gazette...&amp;nbsp;</description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2.0 (Build: 60608.1)</generator><item><title>Some Things Are Better Left Out of the Papers</title><link>http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/02/28/74332.aspx#74506</link><pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 19:39:50 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:74506</guid><dc:creator>Tony, Central PA</dc:creator><description>Heh. 

You know, I took one look at that picture, and I thought, "Those guys just look like the type of rugged, man's men who like getting down to business with S&amp;M tools."

(Cough.)

It's a shame some people have no idea what they're saying, sometimes.</description></item><item><title>Some Things Are Better Left Out of the Papers</title><link>http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/02/28/74332.aspx#74817</link><pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:16:59 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:74817</guid><dc:creator>Craig, York, PA</dc:creator><description>Man, what kind of S&amp;M tool requires goggles?</description></item><item><title>Some Things Are Better Left Out of the Papers</title><link>http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/02/28/74332.aspx#76092</link><pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 17:54:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:76092</guid><dc:creator>k.d. boston ma</dc:creator><description>yeah, honey, we're going "fishing"  we're "fishing" buddies....
well, I saw brokeback mountain, pal!
Tool Away and good luck to you both.
</description></item><item><title>Some Things Are Better Left Out of the Papers</title><link>http://thenewshole.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/02/28/74332.aspx#78183</link><pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2007 18:11:04 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:78183</guid><dc:creator>Ian Patton, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada</dc:creator><description>WOOOHOOOO, WHERE CAN I GET ONE :-)</description></item></channel></rss>