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Countdown — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 05:30:00 GMT

Well folks, the first annual "Keithies" was such a rousing success, we're truly sorry to see it end. (view the voting results here)

The good news is that with five rollicking segments "in the can" we can now put them all together into one show so the Countdown staff can have the day off on some minor holiday in the future. Whoo hoo!

But you don't have to wait until Arbor Day to enjoy the action, we've got all five Keithie segments right here in The NewsHole for one low, low price of absolutely nothin'.

Please enjoy the 1st Annual...

"Best of the Stuff We Found on the Internets Awards"

Our opening night of nominations is the category of "Things You Missed on the TV's That the Internets Made Famous." How could we possibly choose just five from this great field?

As with category #1, the videos that didn't make the cut were every bit as good as the final five, it's "Everyday Idiots of the World Wide Web."

The extremely popular "Internets Superstar" (non-porn) category.

"The Greatest Animal in All the Internets"

The Grand Finale to our weeklong extravaganza, we tear open the envelopes to find out the winners in... "A Night at the Keithies" with your host... Keithie.

Final Category: Animals of the Internets

Countdown — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 20:20:00 GMT

This is it, the fourth and final installment of our week-long extravaganza -– the Keithie nominations for “Greatest Animal in all the Internets” -- airs tonight, but you can VOTE NOW HERE.

Voting closes early Friday, and we'll announce the winners in a special presentation Friday night.

So, here it is LAST CALL!

Go Vote Now for the Keithie Awards for...

"Stuff You Missed on the TVs that the Internets Made Famous."

"Everyday Idiots of the World Wide Web"

"Internets Superstar" (non-porn)

and "Greatest Animal of all the Internets"

Vote for Your 'Internets Superstar' (non-porn)

Countdown — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 22:25:00 GMT

The third installment of our week-long extravaganza -– the Keithie nominations for “Internets Superstar (non-porn)” -- airs tonight, but you can VOTE NOW HERE.

Voting closes early Friday, and we'll announce the winners in a special presentation Friday night.

So vote now, watch the nomination special tonight, erase your cookies and vote again, then come back tomorrow and vote for the next Keithie: "Internets Superstar (non-porn)."

Remember to also vote for the Keithie Award for "Stuff That You Missed on the TVs that the Internets Made Famous."

and for "Everyday Idiots of the World Wide Web"

Day 2 Voting is Open

Countdown — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 22:50:00 GMT

The second installment of our week-long extravaganza -– the Keithie nominations for “Everyday Idiots on the World Wide Web” -- airs tonight, but you can VOTE NOW HERE.

Voting closes early Friday, and we'll announce the winners in a special presentation Friday night.

So vote now, watch the nomination special tonight, erase your cookies and vote again, then come back tomorrow and vote for the next Keithie: "Internets Superstar (non-porn)."

Remember to also vote for the Keithie Award for "Stuff That You Missed on the TVs that the Internets Made Famous."

Vote Early, Vote Often

Countdown — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 21:30:00 GMT

The first installment of our week-long extravaganza -– the Keithie nominations for “Stuff That You Missed on the TVs that the Internets Made Famous” -- airs tonight, but you can VOTE NOW HERE.

Voting closes early Friday, and we'll announce the winners in a special presentation Friday night.

So vote now, watch the nomination special tonight, vote again, then come back tomorrow and vote for the next Keithie: "Everyday Idiots on the World Wide Web."